Boyfriend on a Cloud

by Deep Forest Green

A parody of "Castle on a Cloud" that I think many of us can relate to. Pretty self-explanatory, I think. (A/N: I know the original song has four verses, but I'm going with the shortened movie version.)

Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Miserables, nor do I have this boyfriend (no matter how much I'd want to).

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I have a boyfriend on a cloud
I like to hug him in my sleep
I know that he is one to keep
My perfect boyfriend on a cloud.

He wears a suit of black and white
He even has a matching tie
He's nice to see and he's warm to touch
He says, "Baby, I love you very much"

He'll ask for help if he gets lost
He never cheats or steals or lies
Video games are not allowed
Not for my boyfriend on a cloud.