A/N: Anyone who knows about Monty Python will know immediately that this will be strange and retarded! And this is my first fanfiction where I use their English names instead of Japanese.

"Ash Ketchum, will you stop humming that stupid song!" May growled at her raven haired companion. Ash had been humming that weird tune (The song the minstrils sang for the Brave Sir Robin) ever since they had left the Pokemon Center to head to the next city, and May was sick of it. Ash looked up at the brunette girl curiously.

"Why? The song is catchy!" Ash said, continuing his merry tune. Brock and Max rolled their eyes. They knew they were going to have to endure a lot of loud Ash didn't shut up. And they knew they boy enough to he wouldn't.

"No it is not!" May yelled at the pokemon trainer. Suddenly, Ash's hand shot up to his head. An expression of pain was on his face. Concerned, May's anger subsided and she hurried to the boy's side, Brock, Max, and Pikachu following suit. The boy looked pained for a moment but it quickly vanished.

"Are you okay Ash?" Brock asked his friend. Ash waited a moment to see if he was actually okay before slowly nodding his head.

"Yeah. That was weird. My head just starting hurting," Ash explained softly still holding one the side of his head with one hand. Pikachu jumped onto his trainer's shoulder and patted his head with its tiny yellow paw.

"I wonder what caused it?" Max asked, concerned. Again, Ash winced in pain and gripped his head. The others wanted to help him, but they were still unsure what was wrong with their friend.

"Ash, what is it?" Brock asked, wanting to help. But at his question, Ash gripped his head even tighter and looked even more pained.

"What's wrong! Is it a migraine or something?" May asked next, worried at her companion's growing pain. Ash had to desperately supress a shreik at her words. As Ash endured the pain, he noticed something in each sentence that had caused him pain. One word. That didn't seem likely.

"Stop saying that word," Ash pleaded, gaining strange looks from his traveling partners.

"What word is it?" Max wondered aloud, causing the raven headed trainer to cringe.

I-That word!" Ash yelled, trying to keep himself from also saying the word.

"What? That?" May cocked her head to the side confused.

"No! The other word!" Ash hollered, annoyed and in pain.

"Which is it? What?" Ash screamed.

"Stop saying it!" Ash just realized what he said. "Damn! I just said it! I said it again! There it is again!" May, Max, Brock, and Pikachu looked at the boy, who was currently yelling at himself, with confused and concerned looks. Maybe the boy finally lost it.

"Would you just tell us what it is!" shreiked May at the boy, but that caused the boy to freak out even more. He stood up quickly, making May jump back in surprise.

"Stop saying that stupid word!" Ash screamed before turning around and running. The group didn't know what to do as they saw their friend flee, but they decided not to follow the boy, allowing the boy to cool down and clear his head of...whatever the hell it was.

"Finally! I'm away! Stupid word!" Ash puffed as he leaned against a tree. His head didn't hurt too much anymore. "Now I won't have to hear it!" Ash aid cheerfully, but then paused.

"Damn it!"

"DAMN IT!"

A/N: Yay for stupid stories. I've always wanted to be a Kight of NI!

Ash: Are they have tryouts for Knight positions soon?

Masaki: Not for another month. Why the hell are you hear?

Ash: I got bored. (pulls out my leftover chinese food) And I was hungry.

Masaki: My terriyaki! Grrr.

Ash: Ignore her. Please review if you can. Thanks for reading!

Masaki: Give it back!

Ash: Not until you stop doing weird things to me in your stories!

Masaki: NEVER!

Both Ash and Masaki: Please review and thanks again!