I got his idea from... Well, nothing. I was really bored and this is my first published one shot! Woot!
He sat across from her about as happy as any not gay guy would be with a pair of bright pink sunglasses super glued to his face would could possibly be. (A) She sat there snickering at him because not only was he not gay, he was the most popular person in the school. Yeah that's right girls, Sasuke Uchiha had a girlfriend, never mind the sunglasses that were going to be stuck to his face for the next say... Five days? Did I mention that it was Monday morning?
" Nice sunglasses, Sasuke" Naruto commented with a huge smile.
" I know, aren't they lovely?" Ame said looking at Sasuke then Naruto and back at Sasuke again.
" Ame, why did you do this?"
" 'Cause why not?"
" Because I look like an idiot."
" Not my problem." She replied. The bell rang and Sasuke's girlfriend for a year now kissed him before leaving to class.
" Sasuke, please take off your sunglasses." The teacher asked politely
" I can't."
" Why's that?"
" They're glued to my face."
" Oh, I see."
" He can't!" A student called out from the class room and every one, except Sasuke 'cause he's a party pooper, started laughing.
(A) I'd be pretty pissed too.
Alright that was it. I would love it though if you would keep reading this for a few more seconds. Now that you've read that and are still reading this you know about how long it would take to write like three reviews. So, write one at least. Bye!