Naruto in the real world: Life is not what it seems

By: Kitty Uzumaki Tokyo

Neko-chan:Oh my Kami, arigato for this wonderful opportunity! Konichiwa, my name is Kitty and this is my first fic, so don't be too harsh on the reviews and if you have any suggestions I'm opened to any and if you can you could give me advice if necessary soooo…… Enjoy! Also this is an anime X-over of Naruto, DN Angel, and Full Metal Alchemists.

Momoshi-chan: Hi I would just like to say that kitty does not own Naruto but if she did …. Well let's just say no boys will ever want to see it again!

Sunrise-chan: PL-please re-re-review……

Chapter 1

"Momo! Baka, I am going to kill you when I find you!" I yelled. "You yelled? Oh, wow is it me or do you look adorable today" Momo teased. I was wearing my school uniform which consisted of a white button up shirt, a plaid red and black skirt, (lol it rhymed) black stockings, white tennis shoes, and a red tie. I would have been on my way to school already if it weren't for a little problem; SOMEONE switched MY shampoo with HAIR DYE!!!!!!!! So I had to spend extra time in the shower scrubbing it all out and now I'm late and she has the nerve to just smile at me and say---"Do you want a ride to school?" Okay so maybe I won't kill her. I just stood there dumbfounded nodding my head like an idiot. I really need therapy. "Okay call me, when schools over alright?" "Yeah, yeah" "Kitty…… try to be happy, I have a feeling that today maybe for the better ne?" "Hai." "Good I'll see you later ja ne!" "Bye." I don't understand what she means that something good will happen, nothing good ever happens. "Okami-chan!" "Huh? Itai!" I fell to the ground with my cousin on top of me. So lets why she is so happy today. Hmm, well nothing about her image has changed. I could always ask but first things first. "Luna could you get off of me/" "Huh? Oh, sorry Kitty-chan, I just talked to Jung-yuu-kun is all." "So it must have been quite a talk since your face is all red." "N-Not really I just asked him what he wanted for his birthday." So even after all these years she still doesn't have the guts to tell him she likes him, 'sigh' so sad. "Well we better get to class ne?" "Yeah, yeah I'm going." Nothing really exciting happened today so I barley paid attention. "The bell's about to ring Kitty-chan" said a shy voice. "Sora when did you get here?" "I've been here the whole time, you were just day dreaming again." Heh, gomen, I didn't know." "It's okay." Just as I was about to say something the bell rang. "Well see you tomorrow Sora, and tell your sister I said hi!" I swear if Momo is late again I'm going to--- (Yura, yura to yuganda sora e kimi no motto e tode yuke) "Moshi moshi?" "Hey Kitty I'm really sorry, but I can't pick you up we have guests will over, but I'm sure one of your friends will give you a lift." "You, dumbass, they all left!" "Then it looks like you're walking ne?" "Why you little bi---" 'Click' I hate her so much!

Momo: Cliffy

Kitty& Naruto: Review! (Puppy dog eyes)