ULRICH'S BAD DAY
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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JIM! Shouted the principal through his megaphone. YOU'VE HAD 27
FLUSHOTS! THOSE WERE FOR THE DAYCARE CENTER!
I'LL BE A LIVING GOD! Shouted the clearly delirious Jim on top of the
roof as he injected another shot. While doing this, he accidentally flails
about. Knocking a paint can off the roof...right onto Jeremy Belpoise...
5 minutes later in the infirmary...
"Arrrghh! Why'd this have to happen to me tonight!" Groused Jeremy, as he looked at the sorry
state of his clothes. In one hour, he had a dinner reservation for himself and aileta...it had cost
him a 100$! And thanks to that stupid laundry shortage these were the only clothes he had!
Jeremy, took a deep breath as he tried to calm himself. "Alright, I'm smart...I'm sure I can
think up a perfectly rational, logical, mature, reasonable, and above all sane way to deal with this...
1 hour latter...
Ulrich Stern woke with a start. "What on earth-" and then he realized three important things...
he was in a cot in the infirmary.
The last thing he remembered was odd distracting him while Jeremy chloroformed him.
Those B******* stole all his clothes!
Flustered, ulrich quickly ran to the door. "Okay, don't panic...it's dark, everyone will be
asleep...just run quickly through the hall and get to your room...and kill those numbskulls in
the morni-" Then he froze...the doorknob was already moving!
Adrenaline boosting his speed, he rushed back to the cot and pulled the curtains around for concealment.
"Explain to me again why Jim had us come back at night to do water aerobics?" Asked an
irritable sissie. "Beats me, that guy has been really losing it lately." said yumi flatly.
Ulrich, groaned. Why'd it have to be Yumi!? Worse, he could recognize the voices of a couple
other girls. He needed to get out of here! He decided to take a quick peek to figure out an
escape route- and was rewarded to the sight of a naked yumi removing her swimsuit.
Embarrassed, ulrich quickly stepped back- right into the cot with a bang. The noise startles the
girls, who then quickly rush to the curtains. Fueled by panic he took a pillowcase, kicked some
leg holes into it, tackled both the curtain and girls to the ground, and then just kept running.
He briefly sweated when his covering got snagged on the doorknob, but within seconds he was
free. After running down several hallways he felt confident enough to slow down.
Ulrich smiled, alright his privates were covered, his door wasn't too far away from here, and he
got to see yumi nude! Tonight might not be so bad after all! Bit cold though...very cold...even
a cold breeze- And that's when ulrich saw the last piece of his covering disintegrate into a
singular thread and vanish between his legs. He quickly turned around and realized two things.
When he got snagged, it had both caught a thread that slowly unraveled his covering...and left a
trail for the girls to follow...with their cameras in hand.
The next morning...
The kadic news was swarmed with ulrich centerfolds, and odd and jeremy spent the next month in the infirmary.
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AN: this is an example of my DISTAFF-COUNTERS challenge. To learn more about this and other challenges, go to my profile page.
P.S. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.
Also I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot, maybe two-shot at most. That I might continue one day...but probably won't.
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