I was watching this video which I'll put the link to on my profile and I just HAD to do this!!

...I feel so bad for lil naru-chan though...

JUST SO YOU KNO!! I DONT OWN IT!!

It was a normal day for Uzumaki Naruto, he woke up, dressed in a not so usual black tank top, blue jeans, and orange high tops, ate at Ichiraku's, and went to go see his best friend and secret crush Sasuke so they could go see a movie. The kitsune and the raven started walking from the Uchiha manor to the cinema but on the way Naruto's normal day turned a bit....loopy...

It started with Kankuro who was visiting with Gaara and Tamari from Suna. He stopped Naruto and grinned before blurting out: "Hey, baby, I'm like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with me the harder I get!"

Naruto blushed lightly and blinked before replying. "Th-that's nice Kankuro-san....but...uh..."

"He isn't interested cay boy..." Sasuke all but growled out and then pulled the blond away. They continued walking but were once again stopped. This time it was Neji.

"You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! Now I remember! You look like my next uke!" He said with a smirk. Naruto's blush came back even redder then before and he huffed.

"Actually I believe I look familiar because we've met before baka." Naruto said before walking again. Sasuke stuck his tongue at Neji before fallowing.

Next came an unsure looking Shikamaru. He had a finger to his chin and a light blush. "If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?"

Naruto's eyes widened, "ah...Shika-"

"NO!" Sasuke yelled before pulling away the kind hearted blond.

Then there was the very unsuspected Shino, "Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes." Naruto and Sasuke just stalked away.

Up next was one of Naruto's friends, Kiba. "Hey Naru! If I say "you have a nice body." will you hold it against me?" Naruto glared and pushed Kiba away.

"YES!" He replied before him and Sasuke left.

Then came Kawaii Gaara with his lil raccoon eyes and hidden blush. "You be the ice burg, I'll be titanic and I'll go down on you!" Naruto just ignored him.

Lee jumped on Naruto taking away any chance of escape. "Be my boyfriend!!! I'll protect you till the day I die!!"

Naruto rolled his eyes and pushed Lee off, "No thanks!" Him and Sasuke kept going, a bit fast now.

They finally got to the cinema and Sasuke payed for the tickets. He got his change back and turned to Naruto with a mischievous smirk. He held up a quarter.

"Hey Naru...If I tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?" He asked before tossing the coin and kissing Naruto. With his awesome Uchiha ninja skills he caught the coin while still kissing and flipped it on the back of his hand. Naruto pulled away and looked at it. T was head, the blond fox smiled and kissed Sasuke's cheek.

"Pretty good."

"Good cause....I love you."

"Me to, dattebayo!"

OH COME ON!! THAT WAS CUTE!! GO ON! REVIEW ON THE CUTENESS!!!!

PWEASE~~~~