I walked down the dusty road to the Akatsuki Cavern. But I had a cage in my right hand, It twitched with some depression of being lifted and shifted in it's cage. "It's ok little buddy, you'll love the team (I just hope Zetsu doesn't eat you)." I comforted the little thing inside the cage. I entered the Cavern, Everyone was staring at the cage that was in my hand. "I have a surprise for you guys, I got you guys a DOG!" I opened the door which releasing the timid beast inside, Zetsu was the first one to confront the poor frightened dog. "Hmmmmm, Food." Zetsu drooled, But I snatched the poor dog from Zetsu's grasp. "No Zetsu! He's not food, he's a lovable wuppy doggy." Everyone stared at me with the expression that said "Did she just sound like a girly girl." Tobi quickly grabbed the dog. "He's so cute, Tobi says he's cute and fluffy and TOBI'S DOGGY!!!!" I quickly slapped the sense into that lolly-popped masked fool with a glove, and yes I have no idea where the glove came from. You could describe the poor thing as a half cat half monster half dog and other wimpy things. But he was still adorable. "Poor thing, did you pick it up by the trash can?" Itachi wickedly smiled at the words he had spoken. "He's adorable and you know it Itachi, Hey look he's got sharp-teeth like mine." Kisame smiled with his mouth full of sharp shark-like teeth. The poor thing jumped onto my face and ran right into Hidan, Hidan stared at it, and it stared back. Hidan smiled and laughed at it, and to my surprise the dog barked and it sounded almost like a laugh. "Well Well, I guess this dog is smarter than it looks." Hidan looked at the dog proudly. "How much was this dog worth?" Kakuzu had to say before he thought he spent to much money one poor dog. "He was worth enough to bring home, But if you want to know so badly he was only worth $20 bucks." I answered so politely as I could. "$20 BUCKS FOR THAT THING!!!" Kakuzu I could tell filled with rage, that he's precious money had been wasted on a DOG. " I think would should name him Phantom, because he is a quite quiet dog." I quickly said before names were thrown at me from all directions. "I want it this or this or that!!" Is all I could pretty much hear. "Ahem, I here by declare this dog's name to be…Toto." I said that everyone could hear me. "WHAT!!! YOUR NAMING A DOG AFTER A DOG THAT WAS IN THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!" Everyone yelled at me. But I just stood there and took all the blame and game, to tell you I really didn't care. "It's Toto and that's final. I really don't care if you don't like it, BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE DOG!!" I yelled out. Everyone groaned and moaned about the stupid name, but when Toto walked around and licked everybody on the hand they grew a little happier. So I guess the world becomes a little better when a dog is around (even if you are evil).
Phantom: Awwwww, Wasn't That Cute. 3
Abbey: Yes, It was completely adorable and so was Toto.
Phantom: WHAT!? You Got To See Toto, Ah No Fair.
Abbey: Oh here you can see Toto too.
Phantom: YAY!!! I Mean That's Great.
Abbey: *Sigh* It's A good thing your cute with your mask on.