Drinking Coffee
Disclaimer
Warning. I do not own FFVII, however if I did, I would give half to Faye and then we would be rich. I'd be able to buy textbooks and gas, and Faye could buy a house and never work. I also do not own Tom Brady, The Edge Patriots or any other football related lingo. However if I did…the Patriots would have won the Superbowl. It's rigged I tell you! RIGGED.
I also do not own Vultures by John Mayor or any of the other musical acts mentioned. However I do own Sera Hastings. And Faye owns Faye Hastings. The other two most likely are based on real people. We just don't know who…or why they are based off them…because we haven't met them…
So they are owned by Anne Hastings I guess…who is owned by God?
The LM Hastings and Family: Makers of Fine dress is also owed by Anne Hastings. Who is owned by God?
Yes. God.
Dog, Gato, and Vincent are all based off of real animals. Notice: No Animals were harmed in the making of Drinking Coffee. Though some animals did get high off of French fries. The animals they are based off of are Cecil the Female (Who we all thought was male ((Spider Cat))) Cat, Maverick the Dog, and Nemo the Fish. Cecil belongs to Faye, Maverick belongs to me, and Nemo belongs to me.
Yes. My fish is Nemo…
Yes I've done what Yuffie did.
Yes I have a friend nick named Nemo (the Emo). Don't ask.
I do not own Sweeney Todd. However I do own a copy of it in BluRay format! And I also do not own House MD. House MD was not mentioned in this story but I would like to renounce my owner ship of such related materials. They are created and owed by the fabulous David Shore. Who I have never met, ever. Okay I lied. House is in this story. I love House. I also do not own the Wedding Crashers, A Beautiful Mind, Recollection, Transformers, Terminator, or the Govanator.
Cloud's speech helping is taking from the Wedding Planner and is not owned by me or Faye. However I do take credit for all the other speeches and Faye should too.
Characterization charts are based off the following people:
Yuffie: Me and Faye
Vincent: Um…
Tifa: My oldest sister
Cloud: My buddy Brye
Reeve: Reeve
Shelke: Watching the video where Shalua is killed to many times.
Marlene: My brother's best girl friend.
Denzel: My brother. Seriously. My brother is like that.
Cristobel: The guy from How to look good naked
Faye: Faye
Alex: The flit from down the street. You all know who he is ladies…
Sera: Sera
Anne Hastings: Every mother in the world.
Faye owns the newspaper that Denzel has. It's up on eBay if any of you want to buy it.
And there is another chapter in the story. The Gag Reel. I'll put it up later. I'm lazy.
It's when I attempted to write this story with a headache.
That was fun.
Faye says I'd be a funny drunk because of that.
She owns half this story. And knows me too well.
Information about the creation of Drinking Coffee
Originally, Drinking Coffee was a five hundred word one shot about being on a boat and not being afraid of the future. It was another half of a trade that I was conducting with Faye, because she had written a fabulous story about Jerry Springer and Vincent Valentine. It's was a conversation we had. Sorry you had to be there.
I was not impressed with the five hundred words that I had originally. Her story towered over both of mine. Thirteen thousand words to two thousand I believe.
Once again I began to write. Six thousand words turned into twelve thousand words. And that turned into what it is today. Numerous chapters about real life and the little oddities that people really think about from day to day when it comes to weddings.
All the jokes were either written by me or Faye. We had a great time putting this story together. Though I am the author, I would love to give Faye a load of credit because she was the little devil (along with Cecil and her French fry) who inspired most of the jokes and play offs in this story. Most of the nights on IM I got three or four chapters done because of the crazy conversations that we had.
Hojo is insane. And I blame him and Lucrecia for the ending of this story.
But there is always a sequel…
Wait…what?!
-Sera Leine