This happens when I have a random conversation with creepy666anubis...
[First song is from Row your boat,
second one; DUNNO
Thirth one is 'Heigh-Ho' from snowwhite and the Seven Dwarfs]

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream." I sighed and continued to sing "Row, row, row yout boat gently down the stream. When you see Mahad's face, you just got to scream!"

"Hey!" Mahad yelled back at me.

"Stop complaining. God, we can really notice that you are from baby-lonia since you are such a whiner! Want some cheese with your w(h)ine?"

"Well I got a song for you too" he said back to me.

"Dahlia is a girl that drives me insane,
her ugly head etches my brain.
Some people say that she is an alien, not knowing what she is.
And maybe I forget to mention that she has never kissed."

Mahad sung as loud as he could.

"I'm sorry, piece of mud, but my ugly head can't etch your brain, since you haven't got brains!"

Mahad humped "at least i'm too sexy for my shirt."

"No, you are so ugly that your shirt runs away."

"Auch." I heard Lena say as she passed by.

"Shut up, dwarf!" Mahad and I said on the same time.

Lena stopped and said "excuse me?"

"We have a song for you, too!" Mahad screamed at her.

"Yes, this is how it goes." I agreed with him and we started to sing together.

"You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck all the way trough.
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck, its the only thing you do.
It's a trick to get worldpower quick.
You suck suck suck, but we're not talking about a dick.
You just suck, you suck, you suck, you suck!
And you never say fuck!"

Lena's mouth was hanging on the floor, drewl streaming out of it.

"But wait, we got more!" Mahad yelled and we continued the son.

"You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck from early morning till the night.
You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck, its the only thing in sight.
You suck, but you never score.
You think we love you but we hate you so much more.
But too bad that you don't know what you are sucking for.
You suck, suck, suck. You suck really hard!

"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho,
You are really low,
Heigh-ho, Heigho,
really low!"

"So, what dou you think?" I asked Lena.

Lena blinked a few times and ran away, crying.

"Haha, see she sucks so hard that she realises it after 12 years." Mahad laughed and I joined in.

"So, are we still having a fight?" He asked me insecure.

"Yup."

"Good." He said before walking away, towards the pub.