The Tesseract's acting up
You say it might be enough
To blow up your whole world
I laugh as I hear you say
I open up a portal
Grin as my plan starts to unfurl
Watch as smoke and magic curls
Look up as you point guns my way
I'm taking over
With aliens and war birds
You still don't seem to get it
That why you hear me sayin'
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I'm taking over
So bow down, maybe!
Show those Asgardians
They can't pick on me
My name is Loki
Now bow down baby
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But I'm taking over
So bow down maybe
I take Hawk-Eye as my doll
And a doctor to control
To open up a portal
Just need a few more days
Hawk-Eye has found a target
And it seems pretty legit
Seems this is where we will split
Going to Germany, baby!
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But Hawk-Eye needs to get inside
So I'll rip your eye out maybe
It's hard not to laugh
As you scream, baby
But I'm taking over
So bow down maybe
Odin tried to shape my life
I hate him so bad
I hate him so bad
I hate him so, so bad
Thor over shadowed my life
Still, miss him so bad
But he can't know that
I miss him so, so bad
*instrumental*
Brought me to your ship
Where I made a frenzy
Kicked out Thor and your Hulk
Now I'm in NYC~
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I brought my armada
So bow down baby
Damn, those Avenger guys
They try to stop me
The Hulk knocked me out and won,
Now I'm gagged and bound, baby
Odin tried to shape my life
I hate him so bad
I hate him so bad
I hate him so, so bad
Thor overshadowed my life,
Still, I miss him so bad
But he can't know that
So, bow down baby!
AN: Hi there! I wrote that a few months ago on my way home from swim practice. Finally I was just like, why not post it? Sorry if any lyrics are off, I do not have 'Call me Maybe' perfectly memorized. Also, sorry if the part about Thor makes people go, "Wha…?" I just don't think Loki could have gone from loving, albeit Loki-ish (it's an adjective…) little brother, to mortal enemy in a span of three days. I'm not going to pretend I know what went on with the Chitauri, but still. Anyway, I really hope you like it, and if you did, I have a few other parodies written for this fandom and others, so please review and tell me what you think! Okay, bye!
Disclaimer: I do not own Avengers or Call Me Maybe. Because either way, that would make me more awesome than I already am.