Chapter 1: The Big Mess
Hey this is my first fanfic so please R&R! Enjoy!
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Another peaceful day at the Hinta house, Naru and Keitaro were studying for the Todai exams, Motoko was practicing her with her kendo stick, and Su was inventing another Mecha Tama Chan to play with Keitaro. (Or at least torture him with it.) And Kitsune was.
"Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Dammit!" a shout came from Kitsune's room and echoed through the once peaceful dormitory. Naru and Keitaro came rushing to her room and opened the door.
"What's the matter Kitsune?!" Keitaro asked.
"Wahhhh!! That dumb horse I bet 10,000 yen on lost!! (A/n: I don't know if 10,000 yen is considered a lot in Japan but let's make it a lot for this situation.) Ya dumb horse ya dumb horse!!" Kitsune wailed through and rolled on the ground with tons of other empty sake bottles on the floor. " Now I won't have any money to buy mah booze with for a whole month!"
Naru stepped in the room with an annoyed face, "Dammit Kitsune you should really lay off the booze and gambling for once." You're disrupting me and Keitaro again with you're stupid gambling losses."
"Disrupting you with what huh, Naru?" Kitsune said with a smirky face. " You and Keitaro been doing some quality time eh?" Naru's face turned to bright pink.
" Of course not!!! We're just studying for our exams, what else would I do with this perverted little idiot?" Then she punched Keitaro across the room hitting a whole shelf of precious sake bottles, which broke and soon collided with other sake bottles around the room. Soon Kitsune's room was filled with glass shards and sake.
"Nooooooo!!! That was my emergency sake stack! I can't live without any sake around!!" Kitsune was now in panic mode, swinging her arms around and kicking the dead Keitaro around. "I am soooo doomed!!"
Su popped out of Kitsune's closet and held out a small gray turtle, "Hey Keitarooooooooooooooo! Lookie, I finished my Mega Mecha Tama Chan can I try it out on you??!"
"Ughh..Wait, noo Su!!" but before Su could even hear Keitaro out, she fired missles from the Tama Chan and hit Keitaro to the ground and uncovered a whole stash of secret wine bottles which was blown to smithereens.
"@!$%# That was my freaking super secret emergency sake stack!!!" flubbed Kitsune. "I can't take it anymore." she fell to the floor and fainted on Keitaro
Motoko rushed in the room with a tired face," What's going on here.? I heard lots of booms and crashes." Motoko glanced around the room and saw an unconcious Kitsune. "What the hell happened to Kitsune?! She looks all beat up!" She quickly saw Keitaro nimbly trying to get Kitsune off of him. Motoko bowed her head down with an evil look in her eyes and withdrew her sword.
"Urashimaaa!! What'd you do to Kitsune now??!!! You shall pay with your death!!!" Motoko yelled as her sword knocked Keitaro on the head and smashing the whole room up. Su started her Mega Tama Chan to fire missles again, while Naru tried to get Kitsune out of this chaos.
"Arghhhh!! When will this all endddddddd??!!!!" Keitaro shouted as he flew out of the Hinta house and landed in a ditch a mile away.
End of Chapter 1
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So how was it? Don't worry the date with Kitsune and Keitaro will start soon, after all this is only Chapter 1. Stay tuned for Chappie 2!! Plz review!! ^.^
Hey this is my first fanfic so please R&R! Enjoy!
~*~*~*~*
Another peaceful day at the Hinta house, Naru and Keitaro were studying for the Todai exams, Motoko was practicing her with her kendo stick, and Su was inventing another Mecha Tama Chan to play with Keitaro. (Or at least torture him with it.) And Kitsune was.
"Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Dammit!" a shout came from Kitsune's room and echoed through the once peaceful dormitory. Naru and Keitaro came rushing to her room and opened the door.
"What's the matter Kitsune?!" Keitaro asked.
"Wahhhh!! That dumb horse I bet 10,000 yen on lost!! (A/n: I don't know if 10,000 yen is considered a lot in Japan but let's make it a lot for this situation.) Ya dumb horse ya dumb horse!!" Kitsune wailed through and rolled on the ground with tons of other empty sake bottles on the floor. " Now I won't have any money to buy mah booze with for a whole month!"
Naru stepped in the room with an annoyed face, "Dammit Kitsune you should really lay off the booze and gambling for once." You're disrupting me and Keitaro again with you're stupid gambling losses."
"Disrupting you with what huh, Naru?" Kitsune said with a smirky face. " You and Keitaro been doing some quality time eh?" Naru's face turned to bright pink.
" Of course not!!! We're just studying for our exams, what else would I do with this perverted little idiot?" Then she punched Keitaro across the room hitting a whole shelf of precious sake bottles, which broke and soon collided with other sake bottles around the room. Soon Kitsune's room was filled with glass shards and sake.
"Nooooooo!!! That was my emergency sake stack! I can't live without any sake around!!" Kitsune was now in panic mode, swinging her arms around and kicking the dead Keitaro around. "I am soooo doomed!!"
Su popped out of Kitsune's closet and held out a small gray turtle, "Hey Keitarooooooooooooooo! Lookie, I finished my Mega Mecha Tama Chan can I try it out on you??!"
"Ughh..Wait, noo Su!!" but before Su could even hear Keitaro out, she fired missles from the Tama Chan and hit Keitaro to the ground and uncovered a whole stash of secret wine bottles which was blown to smithereens.
"@!$%# That was my freaking super secret emergency sake stack!!!" flubbed Kitsune. "I can't take it anymore." she fell to the floor and fainted on Keitaro
Motoko rushed in the room with a tired face," What's going on here.? I heard lots of booms and crashes." Motoko glanced around the room and saw an unconcious Kitsune. "What the hell happened to Kitsune?! She looks all beat up!" She quickly saw Keitaro nimbly trying to get Kitsune off of him. Motoko bowed her head down with an evil look in her eyes and withdrew her sword.
"Urashimaaa!! What'd you do to Kitsune now??!!! You shall pay with your death!!!" Motoko yelled as her sword knocked Keitaro on the head and smashing the whole room up. Su started her Mega Tama Chan to fire missles again, while Naru tried to get Kitsune out of this chaos.
"Arghhhh!! When will this all endddddddd??!!!!" Keitaro shouted as he flew out of the Hinta house and landed in a ditch a mile away.
End of Chapter 1
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So how was it? Don't worry the date with Kitsune and Keitaro will start soon, after all this is only Chapter 1. Stay tuned for Chappie 2!! Plz review!! ^.^