The Time Bowser Won.

Here is the totally true account of the time that Bowser finally defeated and captured the Mario Brothers. This is my first try at a Mario fic, so please don't be too judgemental. Yes, I know Peach is a bit OOC, but since Peach could easily beat up Bowser, (she beats up 6 of his 7 kids in the comic all at once and Roy mentions that not even the Hulk could have stopped her.) I don't think Bowser would be sucessful in kidnapping Peach if she didn't want to be kidnapped, so I don't think she's OOC at all in this fic. This fic takes place 2 months after Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars.

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It was just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom and I was tending to the garden thinking about things. I'm not sure when I started falling in love with Bowser, but I know it was during our quest to defeat Smithy. I still remember when Mario and co. saved me from Booster. Truthfully, even though I didn't want to marry Booster, I did like him as a friend. He was actually pretty nice, but I wouldn't want to marry someone that dumb. I guess that was what put me off of Bowser at first. I originally thought he was an idiot, and the time he had the Star Rod didn't help to dispel that. I giggled a little at the thought. It wasn't until we journeyed together that I found out about his sense of humor and the fact that he's smarter than he looks. It was then that I came out of my daydream only to find a Monarch Butterfly on my nose.

"Umm, you have a butterfly on your nose." I heard a voice say, so I turned around.

"So, you're finally here, Bowser!" I said, a little sourly. "I've been waiting half an hour for you to kidnap me!"

Maybe I should explain a little here. After the events in SMRPG, I had told Bowser about my feelings toward him, and we had decided on a plan to eliminate Mario once and for all. It hadn't been hard to convince Yoshi and Birdo to help, since they were both pretty sick of Mario's attitude towards them. I mean, Mario treated Yoshi like an object at times. He didn't even know Yoshi and Birdo could talk. I think the last straw came when Mario referred to Yoshi as his green horse. Truthfully, I knew he was joking when he said it, but to a Yoshi, that's the ultimate insult. Although it is true I told Yoshi Mario was being serios when he said it, I neglected to mention that Mario told me to tell Yoshi he was sorry when he realized it was an insult. As for Birdo, she already hated Mario because of her defeat in Subcon.

"Well, let's go." Bowser said as we both leapt gracefully into the clown copter.

It took a while before we got to Bowser's castle. It was a secret one he had constructed in the newly discovered Maze land, sometimes called Labyrinth Hills. Either name fit. It had walls as far as the eye could see, and it would be practically impossible to find your way in or out.

I think E. Gadd had said that it was constructed by the Shadow Queen to keep Shadowtail locked away. Shadowtail was even older than Bonetail and was even too powerful for the Shadow Queen to control. Bowser had somehow tamed Shadowtail, and we were going to use her in our plan to eliminate the Mario brothers. Also, don't ask nme how Bowser tamed Shadowtail, because I don't know how he did it. I think her stats would be HP: 600 Attack: 14 Defence: 4 if she was in PMTTYD.

I could by now see Bowser's Castle in the distance. We were almost there.

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Here's the first chapter. How do you like it?