Hey yall! This is something me and my BESTIE, (sibling god was to stubborn to give) Lauren, made! We came to the conclusion that we acted like Quil and Embry, I am Quil, Lauren is Embry. Sooo... in conclusion to my longggg, boringgggg summary, these are our ideas and adventures. Warning: There will be extreme cases of idiocy in this story, please do not attempt our actions, as they will probably end up horribly wrong. PS: Do not tell small childeren!

Thankkkk Youuu for your attention, with out further adoo!

Warning #1

Werewolves, are extreme party animals!

(Jake POV)

As I was leading Bella and her Bloodsuckers toward the cliff party we were holding. I only prayed to the big man above that Quil and Embry didn't drink any caffine.

Unfortunatley, as I heard a girlish scream followed by a 'Dude, you look so weirddddd!' I knew the big man above hated me.

(Normal POV)

As Jake, neared the La Push cliffs, he grimaced as he heard the yells and laughter coming from the two muskateers, unfortunatley, he was number three.

Bella and the Cullens followed behind Jake at a steady pace. Edward could read Jake's thoughts and chuckled darkly. This would be interesting.

The two muskateers however, were dancing their absolute without a doubt, the awsomest dance in the history of awsome dances, Soulja' boy!

"Superman that!" they yelled and jumped foward with their hands out, while making a whooshing sound simotanousley.

They failed epicly and fell to the ground laughing like hyenas. The rest of the Pack stared at their two idiots and couldn't help but laugh with the two.

Jacob chose then to enter with the rest of the Cullens. He sighed, chuckled, then grabbed his friends hands and pulled them up while they jumped up enthusiasticly.

"Bella!" they yelled excitedly and ran to her while giving their biggest, creepiest smiles.

"Um, hi guys." she said, a little creeped out by them, even though she knew they meant no harm.

"Hiiiii Bellaaaa!" they said in a possessed voice, their eyes wide and smiles still bigger than Russia.

She was about to respond when they started hyperventalating slowly.

"Um.." she said warrily.

"Yesssss?" They questioned happily.

"I... missed you guys?" she said.

As soon she said that they smiled impossibly bigger and leaned foward.

"Guess what!" Quil whispered.

"What?" she asked, slightly afraid that Embry had now turned completley silent, though still wearing the ridiculous smile and wide eyes.

Quil made a motioning of his pointer finger and she leaned foward.

"We... missed... you...TOOO!" He whispered happily while Embry nodded in the backround and stepped back.

They started up their slow hyperventalating once again, while looking at all of the Cullens.

(Edward POV)

They just stood there, smiles and all. Hyperventalating and staring at each of us.

Then I heard Emmett's thoughts.

Hey, can't fight em', join em'!

Then he skipped over to them and joined their idiotic staring. I shook my head at them, Emmett should be a werewolf, he is big, dumb, and like a fluffy puppy. He fits in perfectly!

(Jacob POV)

I watched as my two buddies scared the crap out of our guests, not including Emmett. Alice looked ready to call animal control while Jasper, her creepy boyfriend, tilted his head furrowing his eyebrows while watching my two idiots.

I smiled as Emmett started laughing out of no where, making Embry and Quil laugh, making the Pack laugh, making me laugh. My idiots stumbled towards me, laughing like mad people, but I was too so it was okay. They leaned on me and I leaned on them, laughing like best buddies do. It felt good.

(30 minutes later)

I really don't know how we got here, but we did. Qui holding my feet, Embry holding my arms, swinging me back and forth at the edge of the cliff.

"One... two... THREE!" they shouted and I went flying from their grasp and into the ocean blue. Hhahaha, I sound so fancy. Take that Edward!

I flipped my hair and water sprayed from it.

(Embry POV)

Ha, Jake looked like a duck! Flapping his little wings like it was Thanksgiving, wait... that was a turkey, ohhhh wellll! I turned to Quil and offered him my arm.

"Shall we?" I asked in a British tone.

He smiled and linked his arm with mine.

"We shall." he matched my tone.

I giggled like a friggin girl and skipped with him, straight off the edge. We laughed the whole way down.

Ahhhh, partying with the werewolves, always a good time, but... never, ever let me and Quil have caffine. The reason, that night, Edward Cullen went home with shorter hair, Rosalie, lost her blonde hair, sorry Jakey, no more blonde jokes, find some gray ones, andddd, Samuel Uley, our greatttt Alpha, got the greatest wedgie in the history of wedgies. Emmett was proud. Sam was mad, and Jake, well, he laid on the ground laughing like crazy with us. I love parties!