Escape from Heaven
(A/N)Hahahahaha! Meko the Kami no Shi (God of Death) here! Just a short fic to give everyone a taste of Crack! Lol, not the drug but five different authors banded together to make one name… and I must warn you, We're all crazy. Really. This is the story of how Crack became…. Crack!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything! In fact, I give anyone who gives a **** permission to copy this story.
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One day a seemingly peacefull school in the northern part of Earth was suddenly blasted to a charred, black crater in a violent explosion. All students and staff died gruesome deaths and most houses in the vicinity collapsed, trapping and killing several innocent victims. In fact, the only survivors were three girls. One of which had an insane grin on her face. A blonde girl looked back and forth from the crater to the insane looking girl, finally stammering the words, "Ss-ss-so th-that was wh-why y-y-you pulled us out of c-c-class!" Another girl groaned and smacked her insane friend in the head.
"Angel! You killed Meka and Super Chan!" The girl named Angel glowered and answered with a shrug. "I also killed the Henderbeast." The blonde fainted and the other two ignored her.
"Well, there's only one thing to do!" Cried Angel.
The other girl jumped up and down excitedly, "DRINK PEPSI!"
"No Meko, not drink pepsi." Angel groaned exasperatedly.
"Oh, awwww!!!" Meko pouted.
"We wish Meka and Super Chan back with the Dragon Balls!"Angel looked proud of herself.
"Who's Balls?" Questioned the blonde, now awake and sitting on the ground.
"Don't make me hurt you Blonde one… I said DRAGON BALLS!" Angel grew red in the face
"Mekin! You know! From Dragon Ball Z!" Grinned Meko
The blonde stood up, "You guys DO realize that they don't exist right?"
Meko looked hurt and Angel radiated homicidal intentions.
"Don't make me explain this to you Mekin…" Angel looked at the blank face and deeply inhaled in an attempt to calm herself. "This is a fanfic, whats more… It's Meko's and obviously there's gonna be Dragon Balls in a fic she makes!" Meko nodded vigorously and Mekin's face lit up.
"So we're, like, immortal?"Mekin grinned
"Yup!" Meko said in her usual ditzy and scarily hyper way.
"Well…" The ever-cautious Angel was cut off.
"So… I can do this!" Mekin shouted and stepped on a spider before either other girl could stop her. A torrent of rain immediately flooded the town and killed everyone in it, including the three girls.
Three spirits floated up to heaven. The Angel spirit raised an eyebrow at the author, "How come I'm going to heaven if I just bombed our school?" The Mekin spirit pipped up, "Yah! And I just killed a spider!"
Just shuddap and get back to floating to heaven, you're going there cause I said so….*adds as an afterthought* and because Meko didn't do nothin!
The spirits look dubiously at the author, then resume floating. Once at the gates of heaven the angel at the pedestal thingy looked at the small group. "You…" He said, pointing at Angel. "… have a cool name, come in!" He looked at Mekin, "YOU!…" He pointed at her, "…are really blonde! Come in!" He pointed finally at Meko. "You can't come in! bye bye!" Meko dropped down into a pit of fire and eternal doom. Her spirit landed on its ass and looked around, "Cool!" It said.
Back in heaven, Mekin and Angel met up with Meka and Super Chan…
"How did you guys get in?" Asked Angel.
"Super Chan is Super cool and I'm scary." Said Meka.
"Ah…"Angel nodded knowingly.
"You?" Super Chan asked.
"I'm really blonde and she has a cool name." Said Mekin.
"Where's the Ditz?" Asked Meka
"Oh yeah… She went to hell."Angel said thoughtfully."Weird, she's the least evil of all of us…'cept maybe Chan. How screwed up is this place?"
The group looked around to see how screwed up this place was and saw a bunch of Naked Bulmas running around.
"How come there's a bunch of Naked Bulmas running around Heaven?" Mekin asked and Super Chan shrugged.
"Ask Meko, It's HER fic!"
The group heard a disembodied giggle
"Oh… I get it." Said Angel, 'This is why SHE got to go to Hell and we came here! It's a Vegeta heaven!"The group groaned collectively.
Meka growled,"Man I'm gonna hurt her!"
The group decided that any heaven Vegeta had would have to be much worse than Hell so they schemed an elaborate scheme to go to Hell.
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Funny announcer voice: Will the gang be able to get to Hell and hurt Meko? Find out next time on…. Hey, what is this called again? Oh well… Read the next chapter! Review please! Bai bai!
(A/N)Hahahahaha! Meko the Kami no Shi (God of Death) here! Just a short fic to give everyone a taste of Crack! Lol, not the drug but five different authors banded together to make one name… and I must warn you, We're all crazy. Really. This is the story of how Crack became…. Crack!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything! In fact, I give anyone who gives a **** permission to copy this story.
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One day a seemingly peacefull school in the northern part of Earth was suddenly blasted to a charred, black crater in a violent explosion. All students and staff died gruesome deaths and most houses in the vicinity collapsed, trapping and killing several innocent victims. In fact, the only survivors were three girls. One of which had an insane grin on her face. A blonde girl looked back and forth from the crater to the insane looking girl, finally stammering the words, "Ss-ss-so th-that was wh-why y-y-you pulled us out of c-c-class!" Another girl groaned and smacked her insane friend in the head.
"Angel! You killed Meka and Super Chan!" The girl named Angel glowered and answered with a shrug. "I also killed the Henderbeast." The blonde fainted and the other two ignored her.
"Well, there's only one thing to do!" Cried Angel.
The other girl jumped up and down excitedly, "DRINK PEPSI!"
"No Meko, not drink pepsi." Angel groaned exasperatedly.
"Oh, awwww!!!" Meko pouted.
"We wish Meka and Super Chan back with the Dragon Balls!"Angel looked proud of herself.
"Who's Balls?" Questioned the blonde, now awake and sitting on the ground.
"Don't make me hurt you Blonde one… I said DRAGON BALLS!" Angel grew red in the face
"Mekin! You know! From Dragon Ball Z!" Grinned Meko
The blonde stood up, "You guys DO realize that they don't exist right?"
Meko looked hurt and Angel radiated homicidal intentions.
"Don't make me explain this to you Mekin…" Angel looked at the blank face and deeply inhaled in an attempt to calm herself. "This is a fanfic, whats more… It's Meko's and obviously there's gonna be Dragon Balls in a fic she makes!" Meko nodded vigorously and Mekin's face lit up.
"So we're, like, immortal?"Mekin grinned
"Yup!" Meko said in her usual ditzy and scarily hyper way.
"Well…" The ever-cautious Angel was cut off.
"So… I can do this!" Mekin shouted and stepped on a spider before either other girl could stop her. A torrent of rain immediately flooded the town and killed everyone in it, including the three girls.
Three spirits floated up to heaven. The Angel spirit raised an eyebrow at the author, "How come I'm going to heaven if I just bombed our school?" The Mekin spirit pipped up, "Yah! And I just killed a spider!"
Just shuddap and get back to floating to heaven, you're going there cause I said so….*adds as an afterthought* and because Meko didn't do nothin!
The spirits look dubiously at the author, then resume floating. Once at the gates of heaven the angel at the pedestal thingy looked at the small group. "You…" He said, pointing at Angel. "… have a cool name, come in!" He looked at Mekin, "YOU!…" He pointed at her, "…are really blonde! Come in!" He pointed finally at Meko. "You can't come in! bye bye!" Meko dropped down into a pit of fire and eternal doom. Her spirit landed on its ass and looked around, "Cool!" It said.
Back in heaven, Mekin and Angel met up with Meka and Super Chan…
"How did you guys get in?" Asked Angel.
"Super Chan is Super cool and I'm scary." Said Meka.
"Ah…"Angel nodded knowingly.
"You?" Super Chan asked.
"I'm really blonde and she has a cool name." Said Mekin.
"Where's the Ditz?" Asked Meka
"Oh yeah… She went to hell."Angel said thoughtfully."Weird, she's the least evil of all of us…'cept maybe Chan. How screwed up is this place?"
The group looked around to see how screwed up this place was and saw a bunch of Naked Bulmas running around.
"How come there's a bunch of Naked Bulmas running around Heaven?" Mekin asked and Super Chan shrugged.
"Ask Meko, It's HER fic!"
The group heard a disembodied giggle
"Oh… I get it." Said Angel, 'This is why SHE got to go to Hell and we came here! It's a Vegeta heaven!"The group groaned collectively.
Meka growled,"Man I'm gonna hurt her!"
The group decided that any heaven Vegeta had would have to be much worse than Hell so they schemed an elaborate scheme to go to Hell.
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Funny announcer voice: Will the gang be able to get to Hell and hurt Meko? Find out next time on…. Hey, what is this called again? Oh well… Read the next chapter! Review please! Bai bai!