Canada's Best Day Ever

by gloriousTypos

100% crack written at 4 a.m. Canada wants to share all the fun he's having with his friends.

Disclaimer: I, like, totes don't own Hetalia, but if I did MUAHAHAHAHA you don't wanna know.

~Canada's Best Day Ever~

One day Canada was watching paint dry as he waited for his grass to grow. He was having so much fun, he decided to call his brother, America, to see if he wanted to join him.
"Sorry, Canada," said America, "I'm too busy eating dirt to join you."
"Sound like he's having more fun then me." thought Canada. So he began to eat dirt.
Now having even more fun, he decided to call England to see if he would like to join.
"Sorry," said England, "I'm too busy reading the dictionary to join you."
"Sure sounds like he's having fun." Canada thought, so he added the dictionary to the serious amount of fun he was having.
Wanting to share the joy he called his friend Prussia.
"Sorry, the awesome me is too busy awesomely drinking bleach of awesome to awesomely grace you with my awesome presence of awesome."
"sure seems like he's having a lot of fun." Thought Canada. So he grabbed a bottle of bleach and started to drink it.
Wanting to spread the now dangerous amount of fun he was having, he called Cuba.
"Sorry, I'm busy being dead." said Cuba.
"Sounds fun." tough Canada.
And so he died.
73/-/ 3/\/)