You're a mean one, Deep Blue.
You really are a jurk.
You're as cuddly as a pile of garbage.
You're as charming as a puddle of Lemony goop that Lettuce droped.
Deep Blue…
You're a very dirty baby.
With an even dirtier diaper…
You're a monster, Deep Blue.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of chocolate.
You've got poison in your soul.
Deep Blue…
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Deep Blue.
You have dirty gym socks in your coat.
You have all the tender sweetness,
Of a city filled with bazillions of Tiger Chimera Anima.
Deep blue…
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the city filled with bazillions of Tiger Chimera Anima
You're a foul one, Deep Blue.
You're a boring, fat fiend.
You're ears look like you've been hungry.
Your coat is full of holes.
Deep Blue…
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Egotistic. Emo. Bastard."
You are heartless, Deep Blue.
Your plans almost never work.
Your heart is a banana.
You collect Elmo dolls.
Deep Blue…
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Deep Blue.
With a throbbing headache.
You're a bowl of cow dung.
And you drive a shoe box.
Deep Blue…
You're a three decker strawberry and chicken sandwich
With arsenic pudding sauce.
A:N: :) Merry Christmas!