Hey there, everypeoples! I wrote this songfic last year and forgot about it for a while, but since I haven't done any fics for Christmas yet this year, I thought I'd share this with you!
You might only understand it if you're a Weird Al fan, 'cause this is a parody of a Weird Al original; I hope I got the rhythm right and I REALLY hope you enjoy it! Enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!
"Dad? I've been thinking about the Whobilation, and I may do something drastic."—Cindy Lou Who, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Night Xemnas Went Crazy: Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic
Up in the castle
of the nonexistent world
were the black-coated boys
and a black-coated girl
when the boss floated in
on the party Christmas Eve
with two sabers in his hands
and some weapons in his sleeve
From his hood to his boots
he was covered with potions
and an army of Heartless spread out
like the ocean
And he sneered as he said
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all,
NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
The night Xemnas went crazy
The night Xemnas went insane
Realized he'd been getting' the wrong deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the castle is gone now
He burned all 13 floors
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Xigbar and Luxord
And he tied up Marluxia
And he sucker-punched Roxas
And he lanced up poor Xaldin into Dredlock Sausage!
He got Lexy and Zexi with his red double sabers!
And he slashed up Saix just like Darth Vader
Then he picked up a flame thrower
and he barbecued Demyx
Then he took a big bite and said
"It tastes just like fish sticks!"
The night Xemnas went crazy
When Number One just went nuts
Now ya—can't hardly walk the realm of darkness
without stepping in someone's guts
Whoa
There's the Restoration
Committee now
There's a ship made of Gummi there, too
And Sora and his
gang have joined in the row
And the lasers are flying
The Heartless count's rising
Nobodies are dying and oh!
Why, Xemnas, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my
And he was such a good-looking guy
(small instrumental break)
Hollow Bastion
Xemnas is doin' time
in a big castle dungeon
for his infamous crime
Hey, little fangirl
Don't you cry on his knee
He'll be out just in time
for Kingdom Hearts 3!
But now Vexen's in therapy
And Axel's still nervous
And Roxas got a job
workin' for the Keyblade Service
And they say Ms. Larxene is on the phone every day
tryin' to get her mem'ry erased by Naminé!
They're talkin' 'bout…
The night Xemnas went crazy
The night Xemnas was in court
Broke his back for the darkness too long
This Nobody of the man Xehanort
Whoa!
The night Xemnas went crazy
The night Xemnas went insane
Realized he'd been getting the wrong deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Whoa,
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya,
Something finally must've snapped…
in his brain
Author's Review:
So…yeah. That's my Christmas treat for all you Weird Al/Kingdom Hearts fans! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!