A camera slowly came into focus, and a familiar television personality floated in the air with a smile.

"Hello, everyone! I'm Mew, and this! Is! TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND INTERACTIVE! THE MOST ORIGINAL TPI OF ALL TIME!"
Mewtwo stepped into the frame, groaning. He facepalmed as he said, "Please just stick to the script, Mew."

Mew sheepishly snickered as he said, "True, many TPI's on the internet have been very streamlined and linear. But no TP double I. This series is one-hundred percent influenced by the votes of YOU, the viewer!" Mew pointed to the camera. "Your votes affect the campers! Your votes affect the eliminations!" Your votes affect the teams!" YOUR VOTES AFFECT EVERYTHING! Twenty-seven contestants! One Million Dollars!" Mew twirled while floating in the air. "Now, let's get it started! The Lapras with our first contestant is on the way right now!" Mew said, pointing out onto the shore of a dock-area.

Mewtwo and Mew headed over as the Lapras arrived. Off of it hopped a ditto, carrying his luggage.

"WHAT'S GOING ON, TIM!?" Mew gleefully greeted.

"Going on." Tim repeated, shuffling across the dock.

"Uh, what?" Mew asked, rubbing his chin in confusion.

Tim continued to shuffle off to the main campus area, making no noise at all.

"Already, we have a weirdo." Mewtwo groaned, facepalming yet again.

"No matter! The next Lapras is on the way!" Mew gestured to the oncoming water pokemon.

Off of this one leaped a Primeape, who punched the floor of the dock in anger. "DAMN LAPRAS WAS SO SLOW!"

"Um...Hey, Bruno." Mew said, already mentally knowing what's about to happen.

"WHY THE HELL ARE THESE DAMN LAPRASES SO SLOW, HUH!?" Bruno angrily yelled. He stormed past the two, continuing to angrily complain.

"Once again, weirdos. He probably won't even last a week with that attitude." Mewtwo groaned.

"Hopefully this one will be better." Mew said as the next Lapras headed up. However, before it got to the dock, an Abra teleported in front of the host.

"Afternoon."

"Ah, hello, Axel!" Mew said, greeting the psychic. "How do you think you'll fair in the competition?"
"I will win, of course. My intelligence will allow me to prevail." Axel said, teleporting past the host.

"I like that one." Mewtwo remarked. "He probably has what it takes."

The next lapras arrived, and a cheerful Chansey hopped onto the dock. She hummed a country tune as she walked up. "Howdy, ya'll!"
"Howdy, Anne!" Mew greeted, high-fiving the Chansey.

The girl continued to walk to the main campus area, humming her tune.

The next Lapras arrived, and the smell of too much perfume exited. A jynx walked off, pursing her lips and posing in front of the camera.

"Alexa, please stop taking up camera space. We need to keep things rolling."

"Whatever, loser." Alexa rolled her eyes as she strutted to the main camp area. As she headed there, a Drowzee hopped off the next Lapras.

"Hey, Samwise, how's it going?" Mew greeted.

"Gooooooooooddddd." Samwise slyly said while he licked his lips. He stared off in the direction Alexa headed. "She is very...Pleasant to look at."

"Um...Alright, then." Mew said, waving Samwise off as the next Lapras came up. An Eevee hopped off with a cheerful look and stride.

"Daisy, how are you doing?" Mew greeted.

"I'm doing great! I can't wait to start!" Daisy gleefully stated, skipping past the host and heading to the main camp area.

"She's probably going to win." Mewtwo predicted, a smirk on his face.

"Be quiet! Just because she's positive doesn't mean she'll just automatically win.

The next Lapras arrived, and a Sneasel walked off. She had a sly look on her face as she walked up to the host.

"Violet, what's up?" Mew greeted.

"I'm doin' great." Violet said, flashing a peace sign at the camera.

As the Sneasel walked off, the next Lapras arrived. A Zangoose stomped off, mumbling under his breath.

"Hey, Kris! How's-"

"Shut up." Kris coldly stated, stalking off past the host.

"Now, HE has what it takes. Doesn't waste time with pointless interactions." Mewtwo remarked, nodding.

"Whatever." Mew sighed.

As the next Lapras arrived, a Meinfoo leaped off and landed on the dock with a concentrated pose.

"Ah, Anastasia! How are you?"

"I'm doing quite fine, thank you for asking." Anastasia said, nodding in greeting to Mew.

As the fighting-type continued on, the next Lapras arrived. Off of it stepped a Chimchar with a confident smile.

"Nina, how are you?" Mew greeted.

"I'm doing great now that I'm finally here! I'm going to give it my all and win this show!" Nina confidently said, pumping a fist in the air.

Mew nodded as the Chimchar walked off. "SHE has what it takes, Mewtwo. I don't know what you see in Kris."

Mewtwo rolled his eyes as the next Lapras arrived. A Cranidos walked off, but tripped and fell. His powerful head splintered the wood on the dock, and he angrily got up.

"HEY BRO, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?"

"Punch, what are you doing?" Mew asked, confused.

"BRO, THIS STUPID WOOD DUDE TRIPPED ME!" Punch yelled, stomping on the dock.

The Cranidos angrily walked off as the next Lapras arrived. A Pancham slickly walked off, chewing a piece of grass.

"Luther, what's going on?" Mew greeted.

"Nothin' much." Luther said, high-fiving Mew and clicking his teeth.

As he walked off, the next Lapras arrived. Off of it walked a Scrafty, but there was something else. Next to the Lapras, a Squirtle bursted out of the water.

"Whoa, dude came outta nowhere." The Scrafty said, a small amount of smoke exiting his mouth.

"I agree, Cooper!" Mew said. He turned to the Squirtle. "How's it going, Ricky?"
"Fantastic! Always love a good workout!" Ricky said, rubbing his hands together.

"You athletic, huh?" Cooper said, placing a blunt in his mouth and inhaling.

"Yep!" Ricky said ecstatically.

The two walked off, Cooper puffing out a cloud.

"Potheads?" Mewtwo asked.

"I didn't see it in his audition." Mew shrugged.

A small fire-bird flew over to the dock. He landed, and saluted. "Flint, ready for duty!"

"Good to hear!" Mew said, saluting back.

Flint flew off to the main camp area as the next Lapras arrived while two others traveled through the air. A Cloyster shuffled off the Lapras with a smirk while a Fearow thudded onto the dock. A Weezing slowly floated down, a bored look on his face.

"Dirk, what's up?"

"Hey." The Cloyster cackled.

"Hey, I got here first! You should greet me first!" The Fearow angrily shrieked.

"Nobody cares." The Weezing said, floating off.

"Sorry Jack, how are things? Same with you, Edilio. What are your thoughts coming in?"

"I'M GOING TO WIN!" Jack shrieked, flying off to the main camp area.

"I honestly do not care." Edilio said, floating off.

"How many more of these do we have to go through?" Mewtwo groaned.

"About ten or so more." Mew responded, the next Lapras arriving. A Jigglypuff hopped off, a smile on her face.

"June, how are you?"

"Splendid! I can't wait to show my talents!" June said, skipping to the main area.

The next Lapras arrived, and a Gardevoir strutted off. Her arms were folded, and she looked determined.

"Cynthia, what's up?"

"Oh, I'm doing alright. I'm ready to compete." Cynthia said, walking to the camp area.

"I like her style." Mewtwo acknowledged.

"Me too." Mew said.

Next, a straight-up boat pulled up. An intimidating Tyrantrum stomped onto the dock, an even more intimidating grin on his jawline.

"Grog, how are you?"

"I am ready to demolish those who are below me." Grog bellowed, slowly walking towards the main camp area.

A Toxicroak suavely walked off the next Lapras, analyzing everything around him.

"Yo, Isaac!" Mew greeted.

"Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance." Isaac replied, bowing. "I hope to win this game."

Isaac swayed off, Mew and Mewtwo considering what type of guy he is.

Next, a Lickitung with grease on his bottom lip. He very clearly had been eating a good amount on the trip, crumbs decorating his belly.

"Chester, what's up?"
"Where's the mess hall?" Chester asked.

"...That way." Mew sighed, pointing to the main area.

Chester walked slowly to the main area.

An Incineroar bounded off the next one, flexing. "Finally, I have arrived!"

"Henry, what's going on?" Mew asked.

"I feel great now that I'm here!" The Incineroar roared as he jogged off.

A Mawile walked off the next Lapras, her arms folded with a frown on her face.

"Hey, Melody!" Mew greeted.

Melody rolled her eyes, walking off.

"Alright then." Mew mumbled.

Finally, the last Lapras arrived. An Unfezant strutted off.

"Wait Elaine, you're a flying type. Why didn't you just fly here?"
"And break a sweat, ruining my newly brushed feathers? No thanks." Elaine retorted.

Mew shook his head as the bird walked to the main camp area. He then turned to the camera. "Alright everyone, those are our twenty-seven campers! While we get the 'first challenge' ready, we'll cut to the main camp area and let you get a chance to get to know the campers a little bit better!"

000

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bruno yelled, throwing a punch at Axel.

The Abra teleported behind him to avoid the attack. "Stop being foolish! I simply said you don't need to yell at everyone like that!"

Bruno punched his fists together. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Bruno lunged at Axel, but was grabbed midair by Henry. The Incineroar lifted him into the air while he kicked and punched around.

"PUT ME DOWN!"
"Calm down, Bruno!" Henry retorted. "There's no need to fight right now! I'll fight you when the opportunity presents itself, just so you can let out some of this anger!"

"PUT! ME! DOWN!" Bruno socked Henry in the crotch, causing the fire-cat to drop him.
Off to the side, Grog laughed. Each laugh was like a mountain exploding in a fiery inferno. "THESE INSECTS ARE HILARIOUS!"
"Oh, you think they're funny, huh?" Dirk asked, too which Grog nodded.

"Look at this. Horn Drill!" Dirk shot a horn out at Edilio, and it knocked the Weezing out of the air. He hit the ground, a bruise on his little head.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Grog cackled once again.

"Geez, man." Ricky said. "That Tyrantrum is kinda scary."

"I agree. I hope we don't end up having to go up against him in one of the challenges." Nina said.

"I second that." Daisy said, walking over. "You guys wanna be friends if we end up on the same team?"

Ricky nodded. "I'm fine with that. Name's Ricky."

"I'm Daisy. What about you?" Daisy stated, looking at Nina.

"Nina." The Chimchar said. "I'd like to be friends, yeah."

"Friends, yeah." Time murmured, shuffling past the trio.

"Who was that?" Ricky asked.

"Not sure, to be honest." Daisy replied.

Alexa applied lip gloss while Samwise slyly watched from afar. He licked his lips when the girl stood and began to walk.

Alexa walked over to Henry. "Hey, big man."

Henry glanced at her. "Um, hello?"

"So, are you big everywhere, just like your muscles?" Alexa asked, making a very sexual face.

Henry frowned. "I'm not interested in whatever you're selling, sorry."

Alexa scowled. "Fine then! Jerk!"

The Jynx walked away, Samwise's eyes still following her.

Luther snickered while he examined the scene. "What a bunch of losers!"

The Pancham was whacked in the back of the head by Kris.

"Shut up, runt."

Luther rubbed the back of his head as Kris walked off. "Douche."

"Where is the food!?" Chester irritantly questioned. "I'm starving out here!"

"Calm yourself, my overweight comrade." Isaac said, placing a hand on Chester's back. "You'll be compensated soon enough, I'm sure."

"Bro, where is the host at?" Cooper said, puffing another cloud of weed. "I'm getting really bored right now."

"Keep that disgusting smoke away from me, you cretin!" Elaine exclaimed.

"Whatever." Cooper said, exhaling more smoke.

"Where is the host?" Cynthia asked.

"Ah'm not sure. Ah wonder what they could be doin'." Anne said, looking around.

"Mew better hurry up." Jack said, glaring.

"I AM HERE, CAMPERS!" Mew said, arriving on the scene.

"Finally!" Cynthia said. "Now, what's the first challenge?"

"YOU ALREADY DID IT!" Mew said. "Now that you've all introduced yourselves, it's time to use our interactive format to our advantage!"

"This already sounds stupid." Violet said.

Mew pointed to the camera. "You guys, the viewers, will vote! You will say which character is your most favorite, and which is your least favorite. The top two voted characters will get an amazing reward, and the least favorite character will be….AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATED!"

All the campers' jaws dropped.

"Uh...Is that a bad thing, bro?" Punch questioned.

"I don't care, where is the food!?" Chester questioned.

"Just wait a minute, Chester." Mew said. "Anyways, get to voting! I'll see you in the next episode of Total! Pokemon! Island! Interactive!