Disclaimer: I am making no money off of this and the characters belong to JK Rowling. The songs to Shania and Martina.
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Hermione sighed as she looked at the book in front of her, she just could not find comfort, in the book, from the harsh words of the Brown bitch. Hermione snorted, Merlin, she was sitting in the library reading a trashy romance over some words that spewed out of Lavender Brown's mouth. The world has gone to hell and back. When had she ever cared about what others thought about her? Never, till now. Brown had made a lucky shot with her parting insult to Hermione when they got into a fight over the length of her skirt which had been three inches shorter than school rules allows.
"No man would ever touch you with a ten foot stick, not even Neville." Lavender sneered as the skirt lengthen to regulation length because of the spell Hermione had cast on it. Hermione had merely smiled at the girl before heading to the library to finish her potions essay. Only to find Lavender's words echoing throughout her mind as she attempted to finish the essay.
Hermione knew why the words affected her so much. Early that day she had asked Ron to the Saddie Hopkins dance that Dumbledore had insisted the school needed now that the war was over. He had looked at her like she was crazy and had the audacity to say "Aren't the girls suppose to be asking the guys Mione?" She hexed him.
Hermione set the book down and decided to go on a walk and listen to her IPod that she had configured to work off of magic instead of batteries. She dropped off her book bag at the common room before heading down to the lake. She grinned at the song that started playing when she turning the IPod on. Her voice effortless joined with Shania's.
I've
known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart Okay, so you're a rocket scientist I
never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Okay, so you're Brad Pitt You're one of those guys who likes to shine his
machine Oh-oo-oh, you think you're
special Okay, so
you've got a car That don't impress me much Okay, so what do you think
you're Elvis or something... Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No You're
Tarzan!
But you've got
being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me
up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh,
you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something
else
That don't impress
me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't
get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me
warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
And a comb up
his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair
oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta
place
Oh-oo-oh, you
think you're something else
That
don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the
touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that
won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress
me much
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I
can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you
must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
That don't impress me much
So you got the
moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think
you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the
night
You think you're cool but
have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're
alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely
night
That don't impress me much
Oo-Oh-Oh
That don't impress me
much!
Alright! Alright!
Captain Kirk maybe.
John Wayne.
Whatever!
That
don't impress me much!
Singing that song had given Hermione the confidence boost she needed. Ron and Lavender were jerks and had no clue what they were talking about and Hermione would put both of them in their place. Now to set her plan in motion do that she needed the perfect date to the dance. who could she asked and how? Hermione's brilliant mind quickly went to work and came up with a few good options on who she could asked and she knew that everyone of them would say yes if she asked them. She continued the walk planning out her revenge on Lavender and Ron.
This
is for all you girls about thirteen This one's for the girls This
is for all you girls about twenty-five This one's for the girls This is for all
you girls about forty-two This one's for the girls Yeah we're all the same
inside This one's for the
girls
High school can be so rough,
can be so mean
Hold onto, onto your innocense
Stand your ground
when everybody's giving in
In little apartments just
trying to get by
Living on, on dreams and Spaghetti-Os
Wondering
where your life is gonna go
Who've
ever had a broken heart
Who've wished upon a shooting star
You're
beautiful the way you are
This one's for the girls
Who love
without holding back
Who dream with everything they have
All
around the world
This one's for the girls
Tossing pennies into the fountain of
youth
Every laugh, laugh line on your face
Made you who you are
today
Who've ever had a broken
heart
Who've wished upon a shooting star
You're beautiful the
way you are
This one's for the girls
Who love without holding
back
Who dream with everything they have
All around the
world
This one's for the girls
From one to ninety-nine
Who've ever had a broken heart
Who've wished upon a
shooting star
You're beautiful the way you are
This one's for
the girls
Who love without holding back
Who dream with
everything they have
All around the world
This one's for the
girls
The two songs in this chapter are That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain and This One's For the Girls by Martina McBride.
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