… things that Skulduggery Pleasant in not aloud to do:
1. Skulduggery Pleasant is not aloud to steal China's shoes and declare that he is the prettiest skeleton.
2. Skulduggery Pleasant is not aloud to approach mortal children on Halloween and declare that he has the best costume.
3. Nor is he aloud to declare that he is king of Halloween.
4. Skulduggery pleasant is also not aloud to steal Ghastly Bespokes van, crash it, and then say it was Tanith.
5. Pleasant is also not aloud to steal all of fletchers hair gel, spray, shampoo, conditioner or any other hair care products and throw them off a bridge and watch him suffer.
6. He is also not aloud to use his powers to make a house fire so he can see the smexxy firemen get hot and sweaty.
7. Skulduggery also can't go to the cemetery, dig up other peoples graves, steal their thigh-bones, in order to make himself look taller.
8. And when the police come to inspect, he is not aloud to burn them.
9. Skulduggery is also not aloud to destroy china's books and say that fletcher did it.
10. Finally he is also not aloud to take advantage of valkyries refection, like ha has done many times before.
"That should do it." Said Valkyrie, as she stuck the poster to the windscreen of the Bentley.
"hopefully," replied Tanith " he actually reads the damn poster,"
"He bett~" Valkyrie paused as she saw a skeleton in a dark suit driving full throttle down a steep hill in a van labelled -Bespoke Tailers-.
" Damn it!" muttered Tanith.