"EEEy phoenix what the fuckle r u doing?" saids the maya
"Hey imma no phoenix im crack" says phoenix crackhead
"tell dat to AAO bub" says maya
"yeh well im playing teh chess online" says that lawyer guy
"dafuq? ches?" laughs maya
"yeh, eets a game of skil and u cnant cheat" says crakkid166
"hmm ok but dat wunt gett us moneys" says maya
"wut u on about we have almost no money all the tiem and were ok anyways" says foenix
"just take on a case" ays maya but it was too late BECUSE CARCK BACKFLIPS OUT WINDOW!
"haha Crack escaaaps from wooorkkkkk!" yells crack as he back-the-flips
then crack lands on his neck
"ow my ankle" says crack and he has to wobbly walk to his next place
"hmmmm, mby i can findey an internet cafe to play sum more chess?" thinks crack
so crack hits move but the only other plac to move is teh prosekutors office
"damn i guess i havent found the importants evidence yet" and crack backs out and spams around teh alleyway but he kept saying 'theres nothingk here'
"hmmm mby i talkl to sum1 at the prosekutors office?" wonders crack
*IN DAT OFFICE*
"oh look at all this randum crap around dis room i ponder if anyome actually works here" scrims crack at teh TOP OF HIS VOICE
"how much crack u been taking wright? dis is my offig and u know eet" says eggworth
"hmmm niceu to meeteu edgeworth, lets chat" says crack
edgeworth was so the shocked that he grabbed a bottle o' wine and jus drank TEH WHOLE THING
"wtf man, imma shymain" says shymain
"lel AAO" says maya who was walking thru the door put phoenix punch her out the window instead
"huh, soz babe" says phoenix had he looks around teh room.
He piks up wine and drinks "dis is goodey, whared u get?" says crack
"my cellar u fuk where do you get urs" says shymain and crack was sad because he too poor for his own cellar.
"hey didid u 3d print a chess board u madman" says crack
"Im going 2 ignore that, want a game crack?" says shymain
"ye, i beene practising on de compuuter" says phoenix
THEN GAME WAS THE PLAY AND CRACK LOST
"fuq i succ" says crack
"yeah, kys fool!" shymain kekes
AND TEHN DIGERTZ BUUURSTS IN!
"Haha! fite me shymain!" scrims I
"oh yeah, lets play sum chess" says shymain
"thats naht wut i meant but ok" says I
THEN GAME WAS THE PLAY AND SHYMAIN LOST
"wow dat pawn to e5 then queen to h4 checkmate is bullshite" says shymain
shymain threw a smoke bomb down on the ground to hide everythings
when smoke was gone so was shymain and crack
"Hmm i guess I main character now" says I
THEN DICK GUMSHoE burst in!
"hey pal we got a problem! shymain and crack are a conspiracy or something and we gotta find 'em!" says gumshu
"one sec gumshu, I'm looking for clues" says i
"No im Dr. Ocsid u fool" says Ocsid
"yeh yeh, and im barrylawn" says i and i pick up an empty wine bottle.
"maybe they went somewhare secret..." thinks Ocsid