Flaming Elf meets Gundam Wing
Chapter 1
First, let's introduce our characters:
Gundam Crew
Heero: Gundam pilot 01
Duo: Gundam pilot 02
Trowa: Gundam pilot 03
Quatra: Gundam pilot 04
Wu-Fei: Gundam pilot 05
Flaming Elf Crew
Rhe: Abnormal teenager determined to be a Gundam pilot!
Pyro: Thought she was getting on the tour bus.
Now that we've established our characters, let's begin!
Rhe and Pyro step off the bus in front of Quatra's house. Rhe rings the doorbell and out steps Wu-Fei.
Rhe: Hi. You must be Wu-Fei.
Wu-Fei: How utterly observant of you, woman. What business have you here??
With that, Wu-Fei whips out his sword and starts to polish it obsessively. At this point, Quatra comes outside.
Quatra: Wu-Fei, are you trying to scare the Girl Guides again? They make such lovely cookies. Remember those vanilla ones? Mmmm.......vanilla........
Quatra begins to drool.
Rhe: Hey Quatra! Let me introduce myself, I'm Rhe and this is-
Wu-Fei: (manically) WE DO NOT WANT ANY BLASTED COOKIES! GET THE PICTURE! (storms inside)
Rhe: But I want my cookie seller badge (pouts). Oh well. As I was saying, I'm Rhe and this is Pyro.
Quatra: How lovely to meet you. Come right inside and meet everyone. Uh, do you have any cookies to sell?
Pyro: I have some pocket lint!
Quatra:...................Right..........Come inside, come inside. It's sort of a mess, you know how it is when five teenage boys live together with absolutely no parental control, and Wu-Fei's been freaking out a lot lately.....
Rhe: That's alright, all he needs is some good homemade strawberry jelly!
Quatra: Mmmmmm.......strawberries..........(drools again)
Rhe: So........(entering the house) This is........nice.
The house is a complete mess, clothes and dishes scattered everywhere, as well as random weaponry.
Quatra: It's not usually this bad..........................Heero just had his 'alone time' interrupted and kind of........well, flipped out.....
Rhe: Right..........
Pyro: I have some pocket lint!
Rhe: So how does someone become a Gundam Pilot around here? I mean, is there a form to fill out or something?
Wu-Fei: (entering the living room) WOMEN CAN NOT BE GUNDAM PILOTS! THEY ARE WEAK! WEAK I TELL YOU! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY OF GUNDAM PILOTING!
Duo: (entering) Wu-Fei, the doctor told you to watch your blood pressure.....Hey! New people! (whispering to Rhe and Pyro) You've got to get me out of here! They're insane I tell you!
Rhe: Yeah. We just wanna be Gundam pilots. We thought since you're all Gundam pilots you could explain to us how to do this.
Duo: Oh, that's easy. First you have to be manically insane. Quatra is an exception here, he's only insane part of the time. Unlike Wu-Fei-
Wu-Fei: Infidel! If I hear one more word out of you.....
Duo: (ignoring Wu-Fei's loud protestations) Secondly, you need a Gundam. Luckily, we have a few extra ones lying around. I'll get Heero To show you where they are.
Heero: (from other room) What are you getting me into Duo?? Shut your fat mouth or you'll really get it this time!!!
Duo: Um........yeah. And that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, you have to live here and deal with five 15-year-old crazy guys who are constantly fighting, but I'm sure you'll be able to handle that.
Pyro: Sounds great! Where do we sign up?
Wu-Fei: IDIOT! HE JUST TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN UP! LISTEN FOR ONCE YOU PATHETIC MISERABLE WOMAN!
Rhe slaps Wu-Fei across the face HARD. Wu-Fei bursts into tears and runs from the room.
Quatra: Hey, violence is NOT COOL.
Duo: Yo ucan cut the crap Quatra, he's gone. Nice work, we've been wanting to do that for a long time!
Rhe: No problem, anytime.
Pyro: (whining) Rhe-eeee! You shouldn't hit, it's not niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Heero: (still in other room) Did I hear Wu-Fei crying? Nice work!
Well this is the end for now, when I get a review I'll write Chapter 2!
Chapter 1
First, let's introduce our characters:
Gundam Crew
Heero: Gundam pilot 01
Duo: Gundam pilot 02
Trowa: Gundam pilot 03
Quatra: Gundam pilot 04
Wu-Fei: Gundam pilot 05
Flaming Elf Crew
Rhe: Abnormal teenager determined to be a Gundam pilot!
Pyro: Thought she was getting on the tour bus.
Now that we've established our characters, let's begin!
Rhe and Pyro step off the bus in front of Quatra's house. Rhe rings the doorbell and out steps Wu-Fei.
Rhe: Hi. You must be Wu-Fei.
Wu-Fei: How utterly observant of you, woman. What business have you here??
With that, Wu-Fei whips out his sword and starts to polish it obsessively. At this point, Quatra comes outside.
Quatra: Wu-Fei, are you trying to scare the Girl Guides again? They make such lovely cookies. Remember those vanilla ones? Mmmm.......vanilla........
Quatra begins to drool.
Rhe: Hey Quatra! Let me introduce myself, I'm Rhe and this is-
Wu-Fei: (manically) WE DO NOT WANT ANY BLASTED COOKIES! GET THE PICTURE! (storms inside)
Rhe: But I want my cookie seller badge (pouts). Oh well. As I was saying, I'm Rhe and this is Pyro.
Quatra: How lovely to meet you. Come right inside and meet everyone. Uh, do you have any cookies to sell?
Pyro: I have some pocket lint!
Quatra:...................Right..........Come inside, come inside. It's sort of a mess, you know how it is when five teenage boys live together with absolutely no parental control, and Wu-Fei's been freaking out a lot lately.....
Rhe: That's alright, all he needs is some good homemade strawberry jelly!
Quatra: Mmmmmm.......strawberries..........(drools again)
Rhe: So........(entering the house) This is........nice.
The house is a complete mess, clothes and dishes scattered everywhere, as well as random weaponry.
Quatra: It's not usually this bad..........................Heero just had his 'alone time' interrupted and kind of........well, flipped out.....
Rhe: Right..........
Pyro: I have some pocket lint!
Rhe: So how does someone become a Gundam Pilot around here? I mean, is there a form to fill out or something?
Wu-Fei: (entering the living room) WOMEN CAN NOT BE GUNDAM PILOTS! THEY ARE WEAK! WEAK I TELL YOU! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY OF GUNDAM PILOTING!
Duo: (entering) Wu-Fei, the doctor told you to watch your blood pressure.....Hey! New people! (whispering to Rhe and Pyro) You've got to get me out of here! They're insane I tell you!
Rhe: Yeah. We just wanna be Gundam pilots. We thought since you're all Gundam pilots you could explain to us how to do this.
Duo: Oh, that's easy. First you have to be manically insane. Quatra is an exception here, he's only insane part of the time. Unlike Wu-Fei-
Wu-Fei: Infidel! If I hear one more word out of you.....
Duo: (ignoring Wu-Fei's loud protestations) Secondly, you need a Gundam. Luckily, we have a few extra ones lying around. I'll get Heero To show you where they are.
Heero: (from other room) What are you getting me into Duo?? Shut your fat mouth or you'll really get it this time!!!
Duo: Um........yeah. And that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, you have to live here and deal with five 15-year-old crazy guys who are constantly fighting, but I'm sure you'll be able to handle that.
Pyro: Sounds great! Where do we sign up?
Wu-Fei: IDIOT! HE JUST TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN UP! LISTEN FOR ONCE YOU PATHETIC MISERABLE WOMAN!
Rhe slaps Wu-Fei across the face HARD. Wu-Fei bursts into tears and runs from the room.
Quatra: Hey, violence is NOT COOL.
Duo: Yo ucan cut the crap Quatra, he's gone. Nice work, we've been wanting to do that for a long time!
Rhe: No problem, anytime.
Pyro: (whining) Rhe-eeee! You shouldn't hit, it's not niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Heero: (still in other room) Did I hear Wu-Fei crying? Nice work!
Well this is the end for now, when I get a review I'll write Chapter 2!