DISCLAIMER – I do not own the rights to the series Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Beelzebub. They belong to Rick Riordan and Tamura Ryuuhei.

Prologue

"Long Long ago

In a certain place

There was a very handsome,

Very cool,

Very kind hearted,

Very popular,

Respected by all

Young man. "

"Wait! Wait! Percy, why do I get the feeling that you were telling everybody to bow down to you?"

"Maybe it's because you are a satyr who can sense feelings."

"Then how can you call yourself kind hearted and popular? You were asking them to bow down before you. You are a tyrant aren't you?"

"Don't be an idiot Grover."

"I am not being an idiot that's your job."

"Yo mama…"

"Don't yo mama me Percy."

"Seriously? Grover, do you really think I am the kind of guy who will make people bow before me for no reason?"

"Maybe not people but you will definitely do that to monsters."

"Oh yeah? Take this."

"Ow! Ow! I give. I give."

"Good! now let me continue my story."

"Anyway once the monsters were bowing down to the kind hearted young man he asked them about why they attacked him."

"They attack you because you are a demigod."

"Shut up Grover and let me continue the story. They told the kind hearted young man that they were searching for some tasty snack and when they saw him sleeping they decided to take their chances and tried killing him."

"So what did you do?"

"I did not do anything but the kind hearted young man decided to do some laundry."

"By laundry you mean? "

"That I put the monsters face down in the river till they dissolved to dust. Now shut up and listen to the story Grover. While the kind hearted young man was doing laundry the other monsters were saying that the kind hearted young man was like an angel. Just when he was finished with the laundry, a large old person came floating down the river.."

"What? Floating down the river?"

"Yes that's what I said."

"Ok, that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE."

"You can guess to who he was after I have finished the story Grover."

"Ok! Ok! Continue"

"The floating old man split into two parts out of which came a Goth Girl, a man and two babies."

"What?"

"Yes, so the kind hearted young man said, "My, what cute babies."

"Stop, just stop Percy. You are being more idiotic than usual. You are sick aren't you? You need to go take a swim, then go to a psychiatrist and maybe get a new brain."

"Come on Grover the story is not finished."

"Yes it is. Nobody will read this shit."

"What are you talking about Grover?"

"I have to meet with a nymph I met in central park and have no time for your crazy talks."

"It's not crazy talk."

"Oh, yeah? Well talk is cheap bring me the proof."

"Sure."

It was only when Grover was halfway to the park that he went over the conversation he had with Percy and realized he had admitted to being a Satyr, all but confirmed the existence of gods and left him alone, right after he met with what might have been gods visiting the mortal world. Unknown to Grover, the chance decision to skip math class and take a nap outside the school premise had changed the fate of the only needed to look at the tattoo on Percy's right hand to realize it.

A/N - I have decided to rewrite this story with some major changes so that it does not turn into Oga's story with Percy thrown in. Tell me your Opinions. Also the direct influence of Beelzebub won't last longer than a few chapters so I am removing it from crossover section. Review and share your opinions. Thank you.