Top o' da mornin to ya (I'm not Irish btw lol) TheHybrid123 comin atcha with a neeeeeew story! Here is what happens:

Read on ya fudging dolts ;P .I hope you guys like this story, I've had ideas like this for quite some time. It's would kill me not to write this down. I'm a bit of a Greek mythologist (Hehe) and if this goes well then I'll post a new story on FictionPress so Like, Review and Favourite if you want more chaps. Stay awsome :)

Btw, if your ever going to read Percy Jackson book series, I suggest you read it first, and also read Heroes of Olympus The Kane Chronicles. There WILL be spoilers. Anywho, read ooooon.

DISCLAIMER:

I do not own Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus or The Kane Chronicles. The awesome Rick Riordan does (I think I'm addicted to his books. They're my drugs;])

Chapter 1:

...What?

Percy

Percy woke up, smelling the all too familiar salty aroma of Cabin 3. He smiled, breathing in it's fresh air sighing with contempt. He thought about his life, his adventures, the 2 wars and his friends. Then he thought about Annabeth. He felt happy imagining her smile. Get up idiot his stomach and brain said in unison Get breakfast or we're disowning you. Percy slowly dragged himself up and went to the 'brushing altar'. A few months back the gus in Cabin 20 (Hecate) built him a magical altar where he could channel his water powers to... well brush his teeth. Now your probably thinking,'Isn't that a huge disrespect to your father Poseidon, Percy? Building a holy altar, only to use it to brush your teeth?'. Hey. Demigods need clean teeth. Not only do they battle monsters, they also gotta battle plaque. Heck, there are even plaque demons. Percy shivered at the thought of plaque demons. Let's just say the last half blood that got lazy with his teeth, ended up without any teeth to brush.

After reminiscing the horrors of dental nightmares, Percy's sleepy body stumbled outside, and was attacked by the sunlight and beautiful scenes of Camp Half-Blood. The strawberry fields, training halls, even the climbing wall looked nice, and it spewed lava and crushed climbers. Percy trudged his way towards the mess hall and sat down waiting to be served by a nymph. But then he felt small, yet strong hands grabbing his broad shoulders. He gasped at this sudden shock, and his battle senses kicked in, that caused him to uncap Riptide (his magical sword that also doubled as a pen), swing around and almost decapitate Annabeth. Luckily she dodged and gave Percy enough time to realise what he was doing. "Well good morning to you too" she said in a sarcastic voice

"Sorry. Reflexes" he chuckled, as he capped Riptide and sat down.

"Wacha doin?" Annabeth asked in a playful tone, which was weird since she was pretty much always serious. Somehow only Percy could bring out this side of her.

"Apart from trying to decapitate you? Breakfast" Suddenly a shy wood nymph walked up to Percy, a platter of food in hand. "Speak of the devil, thank you" He said, his eyes trained on his prey; a salami and egg plate, complete with grapes. The wood nymph blushed, but showed no sign of leaving. Percy just sat there, feeling a little awkward, "Look-" he started to say but Annabeth was faster

"Beat it twig" She growled "He's taken". The nymph's smile instantly melted and she ran back into the woods, embarrassment plastered all over face.

Percy chuckled, "Rough", as he began to attack his meal.

"What? It's true, isn't it?" She said, stealing a slice of salami from a oblivious Percy.

Percy shrugged "As long as it means my stomach doesn't dessert me" Percy mumbled with a mouth full of food.

"Eh?" She questioned, worried about Percy's sanity, "What does that mean?". Percy opened his mouth to answer but never got the chance. Malcolm Pace, Cabin 6's second in command, rushed up to Annabeth, out of breath and with sweat beeds forming on his forehead. He quickly muttered/wheezed some words towards her, all of which Percy could not hear. After Malcolm's breakdown all Annabeth could do was blink wth a dumbfounded expression on her face. After a few a seconds she finally, blurted "What?" loud enough so that the whole dining pavilion could hear her. Percy noticed how little campers were idling about and he heard a commotion somewhere in the camp. It didn't take a genius to know these 2 things were probably connects. Annabeth faced Percy and commanded him to follow the 2 broods of Athena. Percy lept out of his chair with a grim expression on his face. He could from experience, this was not good...

Hey guys! That was the first crappy chapter of this crappy fanfic. If you liked it please RLF this. Sorry if this was short. I don't have an excuse: I'm just lazy :P. Oh and I'm also 'really sorry' about the cliffhanger (Is that sarcastic enough?). Anywhooo, I'll see you guys next week if I'm bothered. Stay awsome :)