AN- This is a joke between me and some of my friends so don't take it seriously. PS if you really read this i am sorry for the joke.
Harry stood in the middle of the final battle looking for the man he has to kill. Harry spotted the man as he stopped a Death Eater. He made his way to his friend Draco side, who was going to help Harry defeat the evil dictator.
The two walked to the man. They stopped and stood in front of the tall man.
"Avada Kedavra." Voldemort's voice rang out as Draco Malfoy's body fell to the ground.
Harry looked at the man who had killed one of his friends. He looked different then he did in fourth year. He looked more human than snake. He has messed brown hair, sculpted abs that showed though his rip shirt. He looked very similar to the American actor Ashton Kutcher. His uniform was a form fitting green material with a silver snake on the left chest.
Harry raised his wand and pointed it at the mans hand. "Expeliarmous" Voldemort's wand flew out of his hand and laned at the other end of the school grounds. Harry's wand was now pointing at his heart.
Harry looked deep into the mans eyes. They seemed saddened from the years of war. They looked as if they were ready to cry. Harry began to lower his wand very slowly.
"I can't kill you" Harry's voice told the older man.
"Yeah, and why not Potter?" Voldemort asked.
"Because I love you." Voldemort grabbed a hole of Harry's waist and pulled him into a gentle yet very passionate kiss. Everyone that was in the middle of fighting stopped and looked at the odd couple.
"I love you too. That is why I didn't kill you when you were younger the prophecy said you are to make me see the good in everyone." Voldemort whispered in Harry's ear. They kissed again
Mummers in the crowd began to ring out asking if the war was over. Harry turned and looked at the crowd. "You can all go home now. It is all over."
5 years later they were happily married and Tom had not a single bad bone in his body.