Authors note: I have written Les Miserables fics, and I only
think it fair to do a Harry Potter fic now. I do not own Harry Potter or the
characters from the book. (Big surprise here.) Also, I always thought Snape and
Lucius make cool friends. So surprise, they're friends with each other. I don't
like preps, sue me.
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The hallway was crowded with people from every house, all
trying to get to their classes. Lucius and Severus were knocking into each
other as people shoved them out of their path.
"There's
got to be a better way. I feel like a sandwich." Lucius groaned as a
particularly stupid prep smacked him into Snape. They both gagged as the
artificial smell of apples reached their noses, Snape's especially. Since his nose
is so big :)
"There has got
to be a better way." Lucius repeated now that the foul stench was gone.
"Looks like someone already figured
a way." Snape sneered as Sirius Black shouted 'mosh pit' while people threw him
into classroom 57.
"Show-off."
Said Lucius and Snape at the same time.
By the time they had reached classroom 57, they were late
(as usual). Professor McGonagall was not pleased. Her lips grew thinner and her
eyes narrowed as they creeped into the room trying to make as less noise as necessary.
"Mr. Snape
and Mr. Malfoy, what is the excuse today?" She asked. The class snickered,
especially James Potter and his friends.
"We decided
not to join the mosh pit, in fear of people thinking that we were either too
stupid to find our classroom or to lazy to walk three feet." Snape said. Once
again the class laughed, they had been in the hallway recently. Sirius gave
them both a sarcastic smile.
"Mooch pit
or no-"
"Mosh pit
Professor." Corrected Lucius.
"As I was
saying, you are responsible to get here on time. Is that understood
gentlemen? Good, now get out your desks. Everyone take out your wands, we will
be starting lesson three."
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"Did you
hear what that slimy git said? He's just jealous that no one wants to touch
him, much less be in a mosh pit with him." Said Sirius to James.
"Calm down
Padfoot, McGonagall didn't believe him anyway. Besides, who cares what Snape
has to say about anything?" said Remus Transfiguring a needle to a feather.
"DAAAAHHHHHH!
WHY! WON'T! YOU! CHAAANNGGGEEEE!?!?!??! AAAHHHHHHH!!!" Snape screamed between
whacking his needle with his wand. It flew violently upward on his desk and
came down on Professor McGonagall's hand.
"MR. SNAPE,
THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU INTERUPT IN MY CLASSROOM! KINDLY TAKE YOUR THINGS AND
LEAVE! YOU CAN COME BACK WHEN YOU START ACTING LIKE A CIVILIZED HUMAN BEING!"
Professor McGonagall yelled.
Most of the
class was silent but James and Sirius couldn't hold back their laughter.
Severus shot them a look of venom while they had to hide their smiling faces
with their hands.
" I
apologize class." McGonagall said while shutting the door behind Snape.
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"And they
had the nerve to laugh Lucius. I'll get them back." Snape said at the
table. He had not eaten any of his lunch.
"How? I've
run out of ideas." Said Lucius grabbing Snape's untouched sandwich.
That was a really good question. Snape had run out of ideas
too. It would have to be a good one. The ultimate payback.
A noise interrupted Snape's thoughts. The Gryffindor's were
wolf-whistling loudly. Snape had forgot the new Gryffindor's teacher's aid.
Nice and cute, but as dumb as a post and clearly not interested in love,
especially from a bunch of immature teenagers.
"THAT'S
IT!" Snape shouted a little too loudly then he meant to. Lucius gave him a
puzzled look.
"I'm sorry.
I'm not stupid but I can't see where you're coming from."
"The
Gryffindor's teaching aid. I know how to make a potion-"
"You don't
mean…?"
"Black and
Potter will have the thrill of their lives."
"Oh yeah,
we're good."
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A couple of well-planned months later, and the required hair
from the teachers' aid, Snape was all set for the 'ultimate payback'.
"Come on,
you need to wear the dress. No one is going to know." Lucius said. Snape
grabbed the red dress and reluctantly wore it. It took some time, it was a
cramped bathroom stall and he had never put on a dress before.
"Ok, I'm
ready. I need the potion."
Carefully Lucius handed it to him. After a while, Snape
walked out as the cute, nice, seductive Gryffindor teacher's aid.
"Wow."
"I know, I
took a peek before I put on the dress."
Both Slytherin boys laughed mischievously in the bathroom
for ten minutes.
"Ok, we
wasted enough time. I'm going to find Black and Potter, you watch out for the
teachers aid."
"Already
been taken care of. I told her that she dropped her lipstick in the quittich
field. She'll be out of our way." Lucius said smiling.
"Alright
then, lets do it." Snape said in a voice that wasn't his.
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Sirius and James walked through the hallway to get to their
common room. School was over for the day and they were going to chill out with
Remus when they got there. Snape (aka Gryffindor teachers aid *wink wink*)
reached them first.
"Oh, Mr.
Black, Mr. Potter, I am in desperate need of your assistance." Snape squealed.
Black and Potter smiled at each other.
"We'll help
you, anything we can do for you?" Black said sucking up.
"Oh yes, I
just cant figure out how to Transfigure something. Professor McGonagall told me
so much about both of you and your skills. Its so nice to have smart, handsome
students like you." Snape said pouting.
Potter, the noble one, blushed and said it was nothing.
Black smiled his rouge smile and winked at Snape. Inwardly Snape gagged.
"If you
could stop by my office…before dinner…?"
Snape noticed both of their ears turning red. He smiled.
"Of course
I would reward you. With a kiss maybe? I'll be waiting." Snape said and winked.
Both boys nodded dumbly.
Snape rushed into the other direction just before the potion
wore off. He had to tell Lucius.
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Snape and Lucius watched for Black and Potter to enter the
main hall. Both had said nothing, and both were staring at the entrance.
Suddenly something caught both their eyes and both roared out in laughter.
Black and Potter, both looking very confused, rubbed their
cheeks where a red handprint was developing. Yes, it was the ultimate payback.
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Authors Note: This was a really easy fic to write. I was
surprised. It only took me what? A half hour? I wont beg you to review but hey,
who's stopping you?
