me:hey there welcome to just in, where we get the scoop on whats here and what is wrong with natsume and sasuke and every other boy who i think got dropped on their head when they were teasing a girl
audience:hahahahahahahahaha
me:guys i'm serious
audience:...holy mother fucker
me:anyways lets start with todays fine guest,the gakuen alice crew!!!!not including serina-sensei
audience:finally...
me:oh you shut up well first lets see what questions chewy the chihuahua has bought from the many fans out there
chewy:arf -waves-
me:ok first question is "natsume is it true you pull your undies up to your chest -the lttle monster from canada"
natsume:hell no...
biiiink
me:ooo the liar buzzer has sounded,you know that means?
audience:PIT OF TRUTH
me:ok na-chan if you tell a lie then your sister will fall into this pit of perverted fat guys
natsume:holy shit...
me:ok,do you like sweets?
natsume:unnnnn...
me:pit of perverts
natsume:yes ok i like sweets
fangirls:I'M GONNA BAKE NATSUME-SAMA CAKE
me:next question,"go fuck yourself natsume-shii-chan"
natsume:wait a minute...shii is YOU
me:uhh bye -runs out-
me:next question "do you like reading sailor moon-akatsukilove33"
natsume:uhhh...maybe
me:damn he got out of it
me:well next week we got ruka!so stay tooned