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Not Much To Do About Nothing

Hermione: You're not listening

Ron: Hermione I am listening I just don't really care about Ancient Runes"

Hermione: Ron maybe you would like it if you understood it. If you would just let me explain it"

Harry: Hermione I can honestly say I doubt Ron would ever get it

Ron: Thanks mate I REALLY appreciate that

Hermione: Can we please get something to eat now? We've been looking at the brooms in this store for a little over an hour. I have to get back to work in a half an hour and this is my only lunch break.

Ron: Harry, cleansweep2007 or the Asteroid?

Harry: Cleansweep is classic but the Asteroid is supposed to be outstanding

Hermione: I'm leaving NOW. And you're coming with me

Ron: Woah look over there. It's Malfoy!

Harry: I'd recognize that little rodent anywhere. Always so smug and such an arse. That egotistical bastard. What's he doing? Is Malfoy buying an engagement ring? Who'd marry him?

Hermione: He's buying a WHAT?

Ron: I'm feeling sorry for whatever ignorant fool is marrying him Hermione what's wrong?

Hermione: What? Oh uh nothing I'm fine.

Ron: You look really confused. Are you ok?

Hermione: Nothing. I'm uh fine. Seriously I just need to go…..

Harry: Ok bye. Are you sure you're fine?

Hermione: Yes… Yes I'm fine.

-Hermione leaves-

Ron: What just happened?

Harry: I have no idea but all I know is that the is so not fine.

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Hermione: Malfoy. MALFOY!

Draco: What? Oh hello Granger

Hermione: I uh well I just…

Draco: Granger you're wasting my time. Are you ok?

Hermione: You're getting married?

Draco: Hopefully….but how did you know?

Hermione: So you found the one then I guess?

Draco: I believe so. No other woman can compare to her.

Hermione: Oh

Draco: Hermione-

Hermione: Oh well I better go

Draco: Wait- will you?

Hermione: Will I what Malfoy?

Draco: Well uh you know….

Hermione: no I don't know what you're trying to say ferret

Draco: Marry me?

Hermione: WHAT?

Draco: Will you?

Hermione: MARRY YOU?

Draco: Yes we've established that

Hermione: Are you insane? Feeling ok?

Draco: Feeling fine. Better than ever really. So is that a yes or no? I don't have all day here

Hermione: How romantic…..

Draco: Come on you know you want to

Hermione: What? No I don't. Besides why do you want to marry me?

Draco: Like I've always said Malfoys always get the best. I meant it. No one can compare to you. You're smart, beautiful, sometimes a real pain in my ass but it always keeps me guessing.

Hermione: Yes.

Draco: Yes? Yes you're a pain in my ass? Or yes you'll marry me?

Hermione: Yes I'll marry you and yes I will continue to be a pain in your ass.

Draco: I told you. I always get what I want.