A\N This is a silly one-shot that is dedicated to all 'Jam' fans and especially the people at the 'Jam' fan community on the FPTO boards on Facebook. I tried to make this funny, but I'm not very good with comedy so it might not be.

Disclaimer: I do not own Flashpoint, CTV, CBS, Greys Anatomy (or any names associated with it) or the name 'Jam' because I'm not sure who came p with it.

Spoilers: Not really

Warnings: None

Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwich Conclusion

"Are you sure you don't want one Samtastic?" Spike asked his friend as he stood over the counter in the break room making him self a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

"I'm good Spike." Sam replied from the couch where he was listening to his IPod.

"Who's good?" A female voice popped her head inside the break room leaning against the door frame.

"Or we're you talking about something else?' She took off her hat and mitts, taking her brown hair out its ponytail letting it fall down her back. "You having more girlfriend troubles Sammy?" Jules fake pouted as she walked further into the room and sat opposite Sam.

"No and-"

"Hey!" Spike suddenly piped up. "I was putting the peanut butter on my sandwich, which you know, is well, normal and then I started putting the jam on and I realized something!" He looked at his friends excitedly, totally ignoring the tense moment.

"What Spike?"

"I realized that if you take the 'J' out of Jules and the "S" out of Sam and then put the "J" in Jules in front of the 'am' in Sam you get Jam."

"And?"

Spike let out a heavy sigh. "That's your couple nickname!"

"Our what?" Sam and Jules asked at the same time.

"Your couple nickname. Spike clarified. "You know like on all of those TV shows those names that people give couples that they like.

"Sam is not a McSteamy or McDreamy." Jules scoffed.

"Oh and I suppose your Meredith or-or-"

"If this was a TV show you guys would so be getting back together in the next episode." Spike smiled gleefully as he took a huge bite of his sandwich.

"Thank goodness this isn't a TV show then." Jules stood up a left.

"Hey! You should be thanking me! Writers get paid a lot of money you know!" Spike called after her, his mouth full of sandwich.

"I am so as cute as McSteamy or McDreamy."

"Sure you are Sammy." Spike swallowed his food. "If this was a TV showed you'd have two trillion fan girls world wide begging at you through there TV to take of your TV shirt and to kiss Jules, or both, at the same time.

"You really need to stop watching Soap Opera's and- whatever else it is you watch." Sam shook his head at his friend as he patted him on the back before he left the room.

"The supply closet is always the first place they look Sammy!" Spike called after him, grinning as he plopped himself down on a chair and continued to eat his sandwich.

The End

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