An oc insert for the ever growing one piece oc insert community. This took so many tries till I came with up something I actually like.

Steve talking

'Zoro talking to Steve'

"Talking"

I do not own one piece. Eiichiro Oda does.

Steve. That was the random entity in Zoro's head name. Steve was odd to say the least. He sometimes said things that made no sense to Zoro. Well, Zoro when he was younger. Zoro now often participated in Steve's weird jokes. He knew if Steve ever said Oh my god! It's Dat Boi! The appropriate response was 'O shit waddup!' Steve also seemed to be full of random weird facts that sometimes you wish you didn't know. Let's let a flashback explain.

-flash back-

'We've had this honey for way to long.'

That's not true.

'What do you mean that's not true?! We have had this honey for Two years!'

Honey doesn't spoil, Zoro. You can eat Ten Thousand year old honey and still be perfectly healthy.

'That doesn't sound healthy!'

Well, if you want to not die from food poisoning so badly then just become a Turritopsis nutricula!

'What's a Turrito-whatchamacallit?'

An immortal jellyfish.

'That actually exists?'

I shit you not, young one.

'Ooookaaay'

-flash back end-

How long Steve was stuck in Zoro's head was a complete mystery, since neither could remember when he first arrived there. They assume he was there when Zoro was born.

During Zoro's childhood Steve said he should become a master swordsman. The thing was Zoro already wanted to do that. This initiated an argument between the two. They're final decision was that Zoro was going to be a master swordsman.

Kuina was the only person that stumped them and so Kuina was respected, but they also had to beat her because 2000 losses and 0 wins is just unacceptable. Then 2000 became 2001, Kuina and Zoro made a pact, and…Kuina died the next day. During that time Steve was quieter than usual and Zoro trained harder than usual. But that's in the past.

What they really needed was that straw hatted idiot to come over to this island an untie him!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhggggggggg when is he gonna get heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere?

'Why are you complaining?!'

I feel, see, hear, and taste everything you do, idiot.

'Whatever. So who is this guy exactly that you keep talking about?'

Eh, he's hard to explain. He has a strawhat and he wants you in his pirate crew.

'Pirate crew?! Does he know I'm that I have taken down pirates before?!'

He is also an extreme dumbass.

'If I could facepalm right now I would.'

If you hadn't made that deal you would be able too.

'You were the one who made me make the deal in the first place! Knowing full well that I would be executed even if I survived the full month!'

Deals, shmeals. All we need to do is have Mr. Strawhat here and then everything can just flow along. Flow, Zoro, flow.

'How you were even able to raise me and yet be so stupid is beyond me.'

Awwww widdle Zorokins thinks he's smarter than me! Isn't dat just adorable!

'uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh please shut up.'

I'm sorry Zoro, but it is impossible to shut the sky. The sky is neither open nor closed. The sky is not a box. I thought I taught you this years ago.

'SOMEONE RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL ALREADY!'

Oi! Language!

'SHUT IT STEVE!'

That is all for chapter 1. Sorry it's so short. I also need a Beta, This story so far doesn't have one.