Thank you Hawkpath13 for going me another idea! I do not own Generator Rex or Move Shake Drop by DJ Laz. Enjoy! ;)
Move Shake Drop
I called Rex in for his usually check-up. I wasn't expecting too much out of the ordinary. Just a few pick up lines from him and that's about it. I got the papers together so I could take down his status. I don't see why I have to do this so often now. I should be looking more at his nanites
I wanna see you move move shake shake now drop (what your momma say)
I jumped and spun around on my heels to see Rex standing there. He had an iPod but he had no ear buds plugged into them. I took a deep breath. Whatever song this is, I'll just have to deal with it.
"Sit down on the table and turn the music down." I ordered him. He complied, strangely with no pick up lines. Something that I don't like is about to happen.
Shake it, drop it shorty, lil mama got the body
Uh-huh
Slim waste, that apple bottoms she got
Make it look good all in my face
I like when they loose, patron get abused
DJ Laz got them on pimp juice
She bringing it back, throwin it around for niggas stacks
I think i'll give her the cash, do what she do with her-
Ask me what if i think
Shorty fine damn right i'm about to lose my mind.
So stacked know how to make they body wind, grind, i wanna press rewind
Now give it to me one time, give it to me two time
Rex started to sing along to that song. My eyes went wide as I checked his own when I realized what they were talking about.
"Rex, what are you listening to?" I asked with a shake tone.
"Move Shake Drop by DJ Laz. Isn't it great?" He smiled. Oh no. Six came in the second Rex said 'great'. Rex kept singing...he has no idea what is really being said is that...does he?
Baby i aint playin around
Do your thang girl, work your skillz on my lap
Just turn around and let me smack, smack, smack, smack
I had stopped in the middle of Rex's check-up completely when I saw that flash of emotion go across Six's face. It was utter surprise and something else but I can't figure out what it is...
"You need something?" I asked him, trying my hardest to ignore that-that song. Rex cut in, still singing.
I got 1's, 5's, 10's, 20's
I got them 50's
Got them 100's baby
I got plenty, I wanna see ya work (work) that pole
'till 'till 'till you get sweaty
I wanna hit it from (from) the back
I promise your like if if you let me
"What the h*ll are you listening to?" Six ignored me and asked Rex in his usuall stoic tone. That is actually the first time I have ever heard him swear. He must be pretty mad.
With that acursed song still going he told Six the same thing he told me.
"You shouldn't be listening to that sh*t." He said over the music. Rex stopped singing at Six's...choice of words but he wasn't smart enough to pause the iPod as well. I grabbed my coffee mug and started drinking what was left.
Shake (shake) my ass ass
Show (show) my thong thong
Do (do) my thang thang
Aint nothing wrong.
Aint nothing wrong.
Shake (shake) my ass ass
Show (show) my thong thong
Do (do) my thang thang
Aint nothing wrong.
Aint nothing wrong.
I sprayed the coffee out of my mouth. That was a stripper, wasn't it.
"Rex, turn it off!" Six and I said in unison.
"It's almost over, geez."
Cause I like booty n tig 'ol bitties booty n tig 'ol bitties booty n tig 'ol bitties booty n tig 'ol bitties
I wanna see you move move shake shake now drop (what your momma say)
Move move shake shake now drop (what your daddy said)
Move move shake shake now drop (what your sista say)
Move move shake shake now drop drop drop drop
Move move shake shake now drop
Move move shake shake now drop
Move move shake shake now drop (I like, I like)
Move move shake shake now drop drop drop drop.
Thank GOD!
"Now, what was so wrong with that?" Rex asked looking at the both of us.
"Uh...Well..." I didn't know how to word it right until Six spoke up.
"There was sexual content in that song that was inappropriate for your age." Wow. He makes it sound so easy to explain something like that to a 15 year old.
"Content like what?" We are not about to give him 'the talk'!
"You'll figure it out when you get older." I breathed out in relief. Rex complained about it being unfair. "We have a mission." Was all Six said in response.
He turned to leave with Rex trailing behind him. I returned to my papers. I got alot more than what I asked for today.
Then I noticed Rex's iPod still on the examination table. I looked at the door. I snatched up his iPod, plugged it into my computer and deleted that song.
I smiled and put it back on the table. He won't miss it too much.
That was SOOOO fun! I am so glad Hawky gave me that idea! Please review!
Six would say something like that, too.