April: Sup fools! I'm April! Capital A then pril!

Dingodile: Hey! That's from Homestarrunner!

April: Er…SHUt it.

Dingodile: shrugs well it is.

April: Yeah, so anyway, I'm the author of this…er…story. Only read this if you are a VILLIANS fan. Like meh! So, Komodo Joe, do you think you could do the disclaimer for me?

Komodo Joe: What? Why me?

April: Just do it.

Komodo Joe: Fine.

April doessss not own any of the Naughty Dog charactersssss. Nor doesss sssshe own This fanfic issss rated T for…er…I guessss jusssst to be ssssssafe. And ssssshe ssssayssss that if you try to flame her, sssshe will get Pinsssstripe to hunt you down.

Dingodile: Oooh, that's so threatening.

Pinstripe: SHUDDAP!

April: Er…on with the story. Oh wait! One more thing! Just a little warning…this is coming from the top of my head, so…no I did not plan this out. But anyway….ON WITH THE STORY.

CHAPTER 1

Uka Uka floated in the center of the room. Angry and frustrated as usuall. He had called a meeting for Cortex, N.gin, Dingodile, N.Tropy, and N.brio. They were in the same room as the one in The Wrath of Cortex.

" YOU IDIOTS!" He roared.

"What did we do now?" moaned Cortex.

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"What?" said N.gin angrily, "What do you mean you don't know?"

"Er…I forgot…oh yeah…YOU GUYS SUCK!"

"Um…ok." Blinked Cortex confused.

Uka Uka sighed, and gruffly spoke, " I called you guys to come here cause the castle is REALLY starting to become a pig sty."

N.Brio shrugged, "S-s-s-so what?"

" I think we need a maid or something." Said Uka Uka.

"Yeah, we should probably call somebody or something." Said N.tropy. Tick tick tick.

"Ok, I'll go call a maid, mate." Dingodile wandered from his seat, and out the door.

5 minutes later, a maid came. Cortex greeted her at the front door.

"Great, you're here! I need you to-"

"¡Oh mi dios! ¡Usted es tan feo! ¡Soy el salir de aquí!"

(Translation: Oh my gosh! You are SO ugly! I'm getting out of here!")

The Mexican maid yelled something in spanish and ran away. She accidentally fell into the moat and was eaten by a large seamonster

"Feh." Said N.tropy.

"Dangit." said N.gin glumly.

" And s-s-she w-w-was the only o-o-one in t-t-t-t-t-town." Stuttered N.brio

"Blimey, what are we gonna do now?" asked Dingodile.

"We could clean up by ourselves…?" asked Cortex.

"NO!"

"K, fine then." Said Cortex, rubbing his ears.

But just then, a light came on in Cortex's head.

" I've got an idea!"

April: Mwuhahaha! Cliffhanger time!

Dingodile: This aint much of a cliffhanger…

April: Yeah yeah I-hey! SHUt it!

Dingodile: ... glares

April: Ahem, yeah, not much so far, but it gets better, trust me.

Dingodile: I thought you said you wernt planning this out!

April: Be quite or I'll poke you with this very sharp needle. :)

Dingodile: Hey at least I've got a flamethrower…heh hehe!

April:…….Dang.