Disclaimer: I own nothing. I just love Nohmmy.

"I've seen you eat napkins, grass, and rocks. How can you not like Twinkies?" Tommy asked incredulously.

Noh Varr grimaced as he grabbed a handful of nearby wrappers to drown out the taste of the yellow confection Tommy had just given him.

"All of those things were edible. That was just vile."

"You're not human." Tommy deadpanned.

"No I am not Tommy Shepard. I thought that had been established."

"Why do I date you again?" Tommy asked as he rolled his eyes.

"I believe that you claimed it was due to my skills in bed."

That brought a smile to speedster's face.

"So not the point." Tommy groaned playfully.

Noh-Varr grabbed a piece of the Twinkie box and bit it in half before shrugging.

"I have never understood your reasoning Tommy. I am only glad that you see it fit to allow me to be your mate."

Tommy blushed despite himself and focused on ripping the rest of the box apart into bite sized pieces.

"Whatever. It's still weird that you don't like Twinkies. Everyone likes Twinkies."

Noh-Varr smiled and offered the rest of his half eaten confection to Tommy.

"Even you Tommy?"

The white haired teen smirked before eating the rest of the treat in a flash almost too quick to be seen.

Once it was gone Tommy slowed down and leisurely licked the remaining cream from his alien's fingers.

Noh-Varr showed no visible reaction to the touch, but his breathing did pick up a notch.

"Perhaps I can learn to enjoy them." He muttered softly, never taking his gaze off Tommy's mouth.

"If given the right kind of incentive." He added just as Tommy licked off the last of the cream from his fingers.

The younger mutant only had time to smirk up at him before his mouth was otherwise occupied by something much taster than Twinkies.

My first Nohmmy. I'm so nervous. I think I captured them both, but I don't know. I really like this pairing and it kills me that it seems to have fallen out of favor already with the YA fans. I'll keep it alive if nothing else. I just hope there enough fans of it left to get this story a few reviews.

Yours truly,

Jessica499499