I was inspired by a deviantart (not sure I spelled that right) picture I saw of Itachi stalking Kisame (it's cute and funny at the same time) plus the joke of Kisame thinking Itachi looks like a girl. If I can find it again, I'll post a link of it. I'm not doing one of Deidara, just cuz some people like to bitch about how Deidara doesn't look like a girl.

It was a normal day for Kisame Hoshigaki and he was glad he was spending the day taking a long walk. Maybe later he would train with Jukua and possibly beat the crap out her, if she didn't cry that he was somehow cheating when he started winning. Dumb bitch…why did Pain even let her in? Kisame didn't even care that the woman was an expert healer or that she was a good spy. She was a piece of shit that did nothing but whine and complain.

"Maybe Leader-sama will have a mission for me when I get…" Kisame's thoughts were cut off when he felt and heard Samedaha growl. "What is it, Samedaha?"

The shark took out his sword and listened for any sounds and/or of any attackers. After a few minutes, Kisame didn't hear or see anything except a rabbit hoping out of the forest. Kisame sighed and put up his sword. "You can stop growling now, dummy. It was just a little rabbit."

After the swordsman slid his sword back, it still growled and hissed at whatever it was that was irritated at. Kisame had no clue what was wrong with the dumb thing since he had cleaned it, fed it, and tended to its needs not too long ago. It was at times like these when he wished that the dumb thing could talk or was at least a regular sword with the same abilities as it had now. Maybe it was a good time to head home or at least pick up some dinner before he got to the hideout. Konan was a bit moody earlier, so that meant dinner wasn't going to go well for his stomach at all tonight.

After dumping off his sword at a river bank so it could swim around a bit, Kisame headed into one a few restaurants that didn't mind the akatsuki members' presence. He had began looking through the menu only for a few seconds when he felt someone was watching him. Kisame looked carefully over his menu only to find that everyone was either chatting amongst each other or eating.

"I've got to get out more." Kisame went back to looking at his menu. It was probably nothing. If he was noticed, he hoped that he or she would wait until he got some food in him.

"Hehheh…" Kisame looked around. Was someone giggling and why did he care? He was about to return back to his menu when he felt like someone cut his hair, making him turn around quickly.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ASSHOLE!?" by the time Kisame had turned around, no one was in the booth behind him. 'Where…?'

Kisame caught site of someone running out of the restaurant and frowned. 'Whoever that was is lucky I'm hungry.'

When the shark had gotten back to the hideout, his partner met him at the entrance. "Where the hell have you been, shark boy? Leader-sama has a mission for us, but thanks to your slow ass, we have to wait till morning."

"Fine by me." Kisame had started to walk by her when Jukua put a hand on the swordman's chest, making the shark and sword growl. She obviously didn't know that she was playing with fire.

"Listen tough guy." Jukua glared at the man. "All I want to do is make a good impression on Leader-sama and your dumb ass is getting in the way of that! You mess up again and you'll be answering to me."

"I'd love to see you take me on, Jukua. I really would." he chuckled. "I look forward to ridding the organization of your useless ass."

"We'll see about that." Kisame walked away.

"Hey asshole..."

"What now, bitch?"

She smirked. "Nice bald spot."

"Bald spot? What the..." he touched the back of his head only to discover a huge ass bald spot. "WHAT THE...THAT LITTLE BITCH!"

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