D i s c l a i m e r :What in God's name makes you THINK I own Naruto? If I did, it would be more romantic instead of action-based, and Sasuke wouldn't be an emo bastard. Pff, some reality I live in.
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S n o w . W a r s
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This was it! This was his chance! He's been waiting for this moment all year!
"When it snows, be on the lookout. Someone might get you."
And now, his time is here! He scooped up a thick and slushy sphere of snow—you could hardly tell it was a snowball now, more like a ball of melting ice—and prepared to throw it. He crouched down behind a bush that still had some leaves on it to hide from her. He wound his arm, and. . .
SPLAT!
The girl fell face first into the snow. The boy cackled quietly—he had finally done it! The ULTIMATE revenge. He stood up from the bushes and watched, like a cat stalking a mouse.
"DAMMIT, SASUKE!!" the girl screamed.
She jumped up and glared at the boy known as Sasuke.
"Uh-oh."
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!"
She grabbed a kunai knife from a pocket of her pink snow jacket and flung it at him. Sasuke dodged skillfully as the kunai stuck to the tree behind him. He yanked the kunai knife from the tree and lunged toward the girl, who grabbed another kunai from her other pocket.
"Sakura," Sasuke laughed while dodging her attacks, "calm down. I just threw a snowball. It's not as if it's the end of the world."
"I DON'T CARE!"
They battled with the kunai, jumping from tree to tree, sliding on the pond where they were. By the end of two hours, Sakura and Sasuke were panting, bleeding everywhere.
"Just. . . give up. . . dammit. . . ," Sakura gasped.
"No. . . you give. . . up. . . ," Sasuke wheezed.
The two of them glared at each other as harsh as they could—which wasn't much, seeing as they were both completely out of energy. After twenty more seconds, they slipped out of consciousness.
L a t e r
"What the heck happened here?" a blonde ninja asked no one, staring at the bloody mess where his friends where lying. He shook his head and ran onto the ice, slipping after every couple of steps.
He shook is unconscious friends, and, to his surprise, jumped up yelling "I'm gonna kill him!" or "I'm gonna kill her!" several times.
"Geez, calm down, guys. What happened here?"
"Naruto! He threw a snowball at my head!" Sakura yelled.
"And she threw a kunai at me!"
"Alright, alright. Just make up and you'll be all better." 'Geez! They're acting like little kids. . .'
"NO WAY!!" Sakura and Sasuke screamed in unison.
"Alright, then I'll just have to," Naruto paused, "do it for you!" He threw the two together, making them hug. Unfortunately, Sakura's lips touched Sasuke's, and before he knew it, the two were making out. Naruto's left eye twitched, and he decided to leave them be, walking away from the pond.
"Mmffgh," Sakura grunted. Her arms were snaked around Sasuke's neck, and his arms were wrapped around her waist. When they finally pulled away, she said with starry eyes, "We'll have to thank Naruto later."
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A u t h o r ' s . N o t e :OMG! That was the biggest pile of crap I've EVER written. So stupid. . . And the ending was SO cheesy. Ah-well. Reviews are very much appreciated!
--Jayme-chan