Hey everybody! I'm back again, only this time it's a humorous Naruto fic… shocking, I know. Before anyone complains, this is more of an AU, so the scenes shown will have other commentary than the actual anime or manga. First up are Naruto and Mizuki.

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Naruto was sitting on the swing right outside of Konoha's Ninja Academy. Out of the twenty-seven kids in the class, the blonde haired, bright blue eyed, clad in a orange jumpsuit boy was the only who didn't pass the graduating exam for becoming genins in the ninja career. Currently, Naruto was wondering why some people, like Sakura- chan and Shikamaru would want to become ninjas. It was a job that required killing, violence, work, and near death situations. Sakura-chan hated getting dirty and despised hurting anybody, unless it was Naruto. Shikamaru was just way to lazy.

Naruto sighed and pushed his swing back and forth. He heard two women saying something about it was good that he didn't pass, and tuned them out. Everyone the entire village of Konohagakure (is that the official name?) hated Naruto, although he did not why. Naruto would ask the Hokage-jiji but he would always avoid the question.

Naruto felt a hand on his shoulder and stared up at his sensi, Mizuki. He had blue hair, cold eyes, and a maniacal laugh. Naruto had heard him laugh when he passed the teacher's lounge one afternoon, laughing to himself. Naruto privately thought that Mizuki should be put in a mental institute.

"Naruto. I'm sorry you didn't pass. Can I talk to you private?" The blue haired man said. Naruto stared at him, or more specifically, his hair. Why did so many citizens have such weird hair color and hair styles?

All around Konoha, a bunch of ninja and wanna-be ninjas sneezed.

Mizuki waved a hand in front of Naruto's face when he did not respond. The damn brat was staring at his hair! Why would the brat being staring at his beautiful, shampoo and conditioned everyday, brushed a hundred times every night hair? Mizuki knew it was gorgeous hair, but still! Mizuki started punching Naruto's shoulder to get his attention. That didn't even work so Mizuki pushed him off the swing. Naruto finally paid some attention.

"What were you saying Mizuki-sensi?" Naruto asked. Mizuki looked at him, opened his mouth, closed it, got a sheepish expression and opened his mouth again. All in a matter of one point six seconds. Naruto stared at him again.

"I forgot. But come with me to the balcony." Naruto shook his head no, but Mizuki had already grabbed him to take him to this balcony.

As they sat down in front of the sunset, Naruto could have sworn that it was supposed to be around four in the afternoon, not six and was that water spraying around? Whatever, Mizuki had remembered what he was going to say to Naruto.

"Naruto, there is a secondary exam you can take if fail the first one. It is much harder though." Naruto looked excited.

"What do I have to do?" Mizuki looked at him seriously.

"You……have……to……steal…..the 'insert dramatic pause here' Overly large Scroll of Secret and Forbidden Techniques!" Naruto stared at him even more.

"Isn't it forbidden?"

"Uh…no."

"But you said forbidden."

"That's just the name."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"So…..you want me to steal a large scroll?"

"Yup. From the Hokage's office. And you can't let anyone catch you."

"So. In order to pass a genin exam...I have to break into the Hokage's office to steal a scroll?"

"Didn't we already go over this?"

"Do I really have to?" Mizuki was shocked.

"I thought you wanted to be Hokage? You can't be Hokage if you can't be a genin."

"Really. Why can't I can't until next year's exam?"

"Uh…Because I'll buy you ramen after?"

"Alright I'm doing it! Where, when, why, and how?"

"Meet me in the forest clearing, at one in the morning, to be a genin, and just steal the scroll, dammit!"

"Ok, ok, calm down. As long as I get ramen after this!" Mizuki nodded absolutely positive that Naruto would not be alive to even make a dent in his wallet. Student and teacher both separated ways: one to plan how to get a ridiculously sized scroll and the other to make sure his oddly colored hair was perfect.

Hours later

Naruto had taken the oversize from the Hokage's tower and was currently practicing the first jutsu on the scroll.

Kagebushin no jutsu- A cloning technique that makes shadow copy of the user. This can attack and do most of what the user can do. Takes a lot of chakra and may kill user if making too many. Side note- use for paperwork! Signed Yondiame.

Naruto shrugged at the last part and started working on the jutsu.

Hours later

Iruka was running through the forest. Mizuki had come earlier saying that Naruto had stolen the Overly large Scroll of Secret and Forbidden Techniques and every available ninja above chunin rank was looking around the village. Of course, Iruka knew that Naruto would go to the forest, only because he had left a note in his apartment stating it. Iruka sighed remembering the note.

To who ever the hell is reading this note:

I am here in the forest.

~Naruto

P.S. Mizuki owes me ramen for making me get that scroll!

Trust Naruto to not the meaning of subtlety. Whatever.

In a few minutes, Iruka had found Naruto with the huge scroll. He was covered with leaves, dirt, and who knows what else and was reading from the scroll. He then looked up at Iruka.

"Hi Iruka-sensi! Are you here instead of Mizuki to pass me?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Mizuki-sensi said that if I stole the Overly large Scroll of Secret and Forbidden Techniques he would get me ramen. And make me a genin, but I want ramen!"

Iruka stared at Naruto.

"You are obsessed with ramen, you know that?" Naruto grinned.

"I know!"

"…."

"So do I pass?"

"BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" a new voice entered the forest clearing. Naruto and Iruka both stared at the new arrival.

"Mizuki?" "Mizuki-sensi?" Mizuki had come with weapons, a mirror, and of course, his trusty comb.

Naruto stared at Mizuki, or more specifically, his hair. It looked extremely shinny, and had sparkles in it. A nonexistent breeze suddenly came and lifted Mizuki's hair up in a dramatic way. Silence fell in the clearing.

"So. Iruka you got here before I did."

Silence.

"Hey Naruto, do you want to know why everyone hates you?"

"Um…sure?"

Silence from Iruka who was still staring at Mizuki's hair.

"It…is...because…" dramatic pause "you are"

"NO! Mizuki, you can't tell him!" Iruka had finally broken out of his stupor.

"Why not?" Mizuki and Naruto asked.

"Because it's forbidden." Naruto pouted.

"But I want to know!"

"Very well! You are-"

"NO!"

"The!"

"NO!"

"Kyuubi no kitsune!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!" Mizuki looked at Naruto to see him………asleep?

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?! I go through all of the trouble to tell him and he falls asleep!" Mizuki shouted. Naruto woke up.

"Mizuki-sensi, are you taking for ramen yet?"

"NO! Now die!!!!!!" Mizuki threw his overly large shruiken at Naruto. Naruto dodged.

"Wait, why?"

"Because you are the Kyuubi no Kitsune!" Mizuki shouted.

"But I'm not a giant fox with nine tails. I'm not even red." Mizuki stopped to think about that.

"Well, I guess you are right. But still! You hold the Kyuubi no kitsune!"

"So, I am like a giant Tupperware?"

"What?"

"Well you said I contain the Kyuubi no kitsune, so I am like a human Tupperware?" Iruka seemed surprised that Naruto was so calm about it. Mizuki was confused and angry that he couldn't have the scroll.

"Give me the scroll!" Naruto stared at him.

"But I still have to show you my technique and you still have to buy me ramen."

"Give me the scroll!"

"Buy me ramen!"

"Scroll!"

"Ramen!"

"Die!" Mizuki picked up his last shruiken and threw it at Naruto, except he missed and hit Iruka on the target on his back who had turned his back to Mizuki to look at something. Naruto picked up the shruiken and looked at Mizuki.

"You hit Iruka-sensi!"

"So? Are you going to try and kill me now demon?"

"But I'm a human!"

"Demon!"

"Do I look like a demon to you!?" Mizuki covered his ears and closed his eyes and started singing at the top of his voice.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Naruto got frustrated so he threw Mizuki's shruiken back at him. His aim was a little off and it cut off a side of Mizuki's blue hair.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Mizuki fainted. Naruto looked at him in interest and took his wallet.

"I still want ramen." He said to Mizuki's prone form. Iruka woke up and gave Naruto his hitate and went to have ramen using Mizuki's money. Both of them were very happy. And Naruto completely forgot everything Mizuki said as he inhaled his precious ramen.

End

Well, how was it? It probably wasn't very funny, but I am going to try and improve next chapter. I'll update soon, so none of the update soon crap.