What I have written staring next chapter is basic stupidity plots. As far as characters go, they most likely won't make sense because I use an online random generator to choose who will be in the story, the amount of them varying with the plot itself. These stories are not meant to make sense; they're meant to be relaxing and funny, depending on your taste. People are bound to be out of character, and that is the point. People are going to know each other and be friends, possibly lovers with people that most certainly would not be realistic if we stuck to canon or canon details at the least. (I.E. Hotch and Foyet being BFFs, or Kevin Lynch and Prentiss dating).
So first and foremost, DO NOT say anyone is out of character or this detail isn't right. This is meant to make you laugh and think, "Wow, how stupid," not, "Wow, how epically beautiful." If you review saying any of the above, I will nominate you troll of the day in the following chapter you reviewed according to. If you call me a troll, again, you just earned yourself the troll of the day award which I will publicize in the following chapter.
My characters' list is at the bottom of these nasty paragraphs. (Yes, they must be read; they're for your benefit). Let me know if there's someone important I missed and I will contemplate adding them. But I believe most of the people I have decided to include are it for the ones who make parody material to the extent of my abilities.
I will not even consider children, however. They will be categorized into junk mail.
As far as OC's go, if you want one, you're going to have to make one hell of an original character for them to make the cut. And even then they won't be a regular, so please stick to requesting canon characters if you can. Remember, if you send an OC my way, they must be an ADULT.
-George Foyet
-Elle Greenaway
-Spencer Reid
-Aaron Hotchner
-Jason Gideon
-David Rossi
-Emily Prentiss
-Will Lamontagne
-Jennifer Jareau
-Erin Strauss
-Kevin Lynch
-Tobias Henkel
-Ashley Seaver
-Derek Morgan
-Penelope Garcia
-Agent Anderson (Whom I have given the first name, Jacob).
-Haley Hotchner
Sorry if I bored any of you with this blech, but I figured this was important. I just didn't want to get slammed for the most insignificant things, you know? Anyway, keep going; that's where the fun starts.