Disclaimer: I (sadly) do not own any of the character in Naruto, but what I do own is this upcoming series of stories.

Pairings: Figure it out smartass

Summary: We all knew Tsunade is out of her mind in this story, sending her eight best ninja to travel all over the world just to get her the alliance papers from the other countries. Shizune muttered something about evil schemes…what is this really all about?!?!?!

Chapter 1: A Well Needed Vacation?

Konoha was hot. It was the beginning of summer and they were already as hot as it could get. Konoha ninjas were seriously thinking about just skipping out on wearing the ninja outfits. Tenten was at the training field with her teammate Neji. She looked at him clad in heavy and probably very hot, Hyuuga robes.

"Neji, aren't you hot in that?" she questioned her teammate. Neji just nodded and resumed his tree killing.

"Neji"

"…"

"Neji"

"…"

"NEJI!"

"Hn"

"Seriously, you need a wider variety of words," Tenten said, "Hn's and nodes aren't going to get you through life even I-" Tenten was interrupted. A chuunin had come up to her and requested her and Neji's presence at the hokage tower immediately. He nodded before quickly leaving. Tenten looked over at Neji again and saw that he was picking up his weapons and what so not and shoving them in his pack. She did the same. They quickly arrived at the tower not much later and knocked on the hokage's door.

"Come in," was heard from the inside and Tenten and Neji went in to find that Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura were there already.

"Have a seat." said the hokage as she pointed to two chairs beside Naruto and Sasuke. They sat down and the hokage started the meeting."

"As you all know, we have always wanted alliances with many other of the different countries, such as Countries in Europe, Africa, and the United States. I want all of you to go on a mission." Tsunade said, a small smirk appearing on her face.

"What?" asked a clueless Sakura.

"To put it in a better way," Tsunade continued, "I want all of you to travel around to the different countries to negotiate and get me the alliance papers I want."

"Why us?" asked Shikamaru, "Some lower rank chuunin or some of the jounin would be glad for the job." Tsunade pressed her lips together, a vein appearing on her forehead.

"Because I said so, now anymore smart questions?" Tsunade gritted through her teeth.

"What's our first destination?" asked an excited Naruto.

"You will leave tonight and you will be away for as long as it takes. You first destination will be…"


Sakura was bored. Beside her Ino was asleep. Tenten was behind Ino, listening to her music. Hinata was behind herself, also asleep. Sakura knew she was supposed to be sleepy but she really couldn't sleep, she was too excited.

They were on a plane right now that flew to their newest mission destination. It was one in the morning and almost everyone was sleeping. They were in a very small plane Sakura concluded. There were only about 24 seats and the Konoha ninja occupied 8 of the 24 seats. The seats were in pairs and split into 3 neat columns with a good amount of space between each column. Besides her and her friends, there were only about 4 other people. A young man behind Tenten was sitting alone, reading something on his laptop. Behind him was a young woman that was asleep also. They were what made up the left column.

Beside Sakura in the next column, were Sasuke and Naruto. Behind Sasuke was Neji and beside Neji was Shikamaru. In the last couple of seats in the middle column, there was an elderly couple sitting together watching a movie.

The plane had only flown for about 3 hours when Hinata woke up. She asked Tenten how long they still had to go and Tenten opened one eye before replying that they still had about 5 hours to go. Hinata sighed and hoped that if she was ever sent out on a mission like this again, she hoped she didn't have to take a plane.

Tenten was listening to her music. She didn't really care about what was happening around her when she suddenly felt a bit drowsy. Before she knew it, she had dozed off. When she woke up, she found that there was a blanket covering her, keeping her warm. She then noticed that there was only about one and a half hours left of the horrid plane trip. She sighed and tried to go back to bed.

Neji was almost asleep when he noticed that his teammate Tenten had fallen asleep. "She looks cold." thought Neji, and before he could think, he got up, grabbed an extra blanket and put it over his sleeping teammate. Then he went back to his seat and drifted off to sleep too.

A loud voice over the intercom interrupted everyone's rather sweet dreams.

"Attention all passengers, note that we will be arriving at our destination shortly so please buckle up your seat belts and flight attendants for come around once more for anything you need before we land. Thank you for flying with Konoha airlines and enjoy the rest of your trip." Shortly after that, the attendants came around. Hinata and Tenten both brought a bottle of water and Naruto brought five cups of ramen. The attendant was looking at Naruto strangely when he left. Sasuke just rolled his eyes and sat back.

About fifteen minutes later, everyone felt the small plane start to land. They braced themselves and a short while later; they felt the plane hit the runway. There they waited for further instructions. Another announcement came on ten minutes after they landed.

"Attention all passengers, we have passed inspection and now is the time to start exiting the plane. We hope you enjoyed your flight with us and we hope to see you again soon. Enjoy the rest of your trip at the beautiful Hawaiian Islands"


Sakura sighed while looking at the all too slow conveyor belt. She and Tenten were grabbing their luggage while Hinata and Ino went to look for enough taxis for them. They had lost the boys in a huge crowd of people earlier so the girls had just decided to go to the hotel and wait for them. Exiting Kona Airport after finding all their luggage, Tenten and sakura went to meet up with Ino and Hinata who were second in line for a taxi.

"Tennie, forehead over here!" Ino yelled at them from the front of the long line. Tenten and Sakura hurried over.

"Did you get everything?" Hinata asked.

"We sure did!" Sakura said, "This is going to be so much fun, just the eight of us together on Hawaii's Big Island."

"Maybe we should get the name of our hotel first so we know what to tell the driver when we get a taxi." Tenten said. She whipped out the package that Tsunade gave each of them before they left. She looked up the name of their hotel and told the other girls that the name was the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai. (a/n: this is actually a REAL hotel. If you want to see how generous Tsunade was really feeling that day, you should go check this out. It's worth the time.)

When the taxi arrived the girls piled in. The taxi driver was a nice man and he said that he knew exactly where the girls wanted to go. The girls smiled at him and during the drive, chatter and laughter could be heard from the car. The man told them all about Hawaii. Tenten had wanted to know something about the resort they were staying in. The man smiled and told them to see for themselves. They looked out the window and saw the shabbiest motel they ever saw. The windows were falling apart, and paint was peeling off, and the resort looked like it had been pulled together at the last minute.

"Is that really where we're staying?" Hinata asked quietly.

"Oh no, little girl. Don't worry. It is not that one!" the man's low voiced boomed out. "I'll tell you when we get there."

As they drove along the Kohala Coast, the resorts seemed to be getting bigger, and better. They got more grand and breathtaking to the point that Tenten was sure the man was in the wrong area. As she was about the question this man, he stopped the car in front of the biggest and the best resort they have ever seen. There was a pathway leading up to the sliding doors. The pathway was hidden in the shade by all types of trees imaginable. Through the sliding doors, a beautiful wooden style grand foyer was ahead. There was an enormous crystal chandelier handing from the ceiling. Everything about this place spelled "expensive".

"Are you sure we're in the right place?" Tenten asked the man. The others turned to look at him.

"I get that reaction every time someone says they're staying here. Don't worry, it's the right place. I'm sure of it." They man gave them a grin.

Sakura turned around and saw a blob of blonde hair waving at them.

"Guy's look, it's Naruto! We are in the right place!" Sakura squealed.

The girls paid the man well and exited his car after grabbing their bags. They joined up with the boys and it turns out, Neji had already signed them in.


"So who wants to room with whom?" Naruto asked.

"Well, we discussed this in the taxi already and we decided that I would room with piggy, while Tennie rooms with Hina." Sakura replied.

"Alright then, here are the keys to room E005 and E004." Neji said.

"What about you guys?" Hinata asked.

"Oh, well be right next door in E003 and E002, so don't worry Hinata-chan!" Naruto said, flashing her a foxy grin.

"Ok." Hinata said, a blush spreading her face as she followed Tenten and Ino down the hall while Sakura got an attendant to bring their luggage to their rooms.

The girls went to their respective rooms; Hinata and Tenten at E005 and Ino and sakura at E004 to settle down.


With Ino and Sakura…

"OMG…" was all their minds were processing right now as they started at the huge exclusive suite they just got. So the E in front of the numbers meant exclusive after all. The door that lead into the room was a simple wooden door. What was behind the door was another world. A short hallway lead straight into a sitting area of the room. A door from that hallway lead into a small closet. The sitting room had a small glass table in the middle. The floor was stone and there was a comfy love seat against one of the walls. The table was in front of it and on either side of the table, there were a single seat. Up against the other wall facing the love seat was a drawer and an extra chair. There were two doors. One of them was a double door beside a lamp next to the loveseat. That door lead into the bedroom where the two girls found a two queen beds side by side. There were two small bedside tables in the middle of the two beds and there was a double closet in the room. The closet was so big that even Ino's clothes didn't take it all up.

The other two doors, when slid open, lead to a row a small bushes. Ino saw that beyond that was the blue beach. Some of the outside area was paved too and the place had a small table a two very big comfy chairs. Separating them was a row of smaller bushes but sakura saw that Tenten and Hinata's room would be something similar to their own. Sakura and Ino went back inside and closed the sliding doors shut. They squealed to each other before starting to unpack.

When they were done, they both grabbed their cards and shoved them in their pockets. They exited their room and went over to knock on Tenten and Hinata's door. Hinata opened the door and Ino and Sakura walked in. They saw that Tenten and Hinata's room was exactly the same as their own. They told Hinata and Hinata smiled at the excitement of the two girls. Just then, Tenten opened the door and walked in. She raised an eyebrow at the two hyper jumping girls before telling them that they were ready to go for dinner.


"So did you guys figure out a way to sort your rooms?" Sakura asked the boys.

"Yea we did. I'm rooming with teme." Naruto said. He was obviously excited about living in such a grand room.

"I wonder how much sleep I'll get…" Sasuke muttered, glaring at the dobe.

"Are your rooms' exclusive suites too?" Sakura asked. The boys all nodded.

Ino added, "Don't you think this is a little strange? I mean Tsunade must've been feeling REALLY nice that day to book us such expensive suites not to mention such an expensive hotel in the first place."

"I think there's a catch to it." Tenten said.

"Whatever it is, let's just have fun while we can!" Naruto said as they entered the Hualalai Grill. (a/n: this is still a REAL restaurant in this hotel. If you don't believe me, look it up)


"So do they suspect anything?" Tsunade asked Shizune.

"No Tsunade-sama, it says here that they are just relaxing and enjoying themselves for the day. It also states that they thought this was a little suspicious but they let it go anyways." Shizune replied, sighing.

Tsunade smiled. Her perfect plan was going perfectly according to plan. "Tell those two to keep watch carefully and if there is any development they must send a letter immediately."

Shizune rolled her eyes. "Yes Tsunade-sama."

Tsunade turned around in her chair. She smirked and looked out the window. she still remembers her parting words with them…


"You must get them. I don't care if it takes genjutsu, ninjutsu or just plain force, this must be done without their knowledge and it must be done in secret. Understood?"

The two figures just put a thumbs up before leaving.


TBC----------

little-miss-troublesome

Hehe, LoL, I just had to post this today. I adore this story already and I already have the perfect idea. Try figuring out who these two people are before I tell you. This story will be hilarious, trust me.

P.S. I want a new title for this story so could the people who have read it give me some new ideas. Pretty Please. I'll give you some of my pocky...and for the person who wins best title for this story, I'll dedicate one of the chapters to you!!!

Thanks Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!