It began. Bankotsu was up on stage during the Grand Opening of the "Poetry Parlor". He had written a poem, and is now reciting it.
A Poem
Recited by Bankotsu
Oh, the summer breeze
It makes me cough and sneeze
I hate it like the—
WTF! Mukotsu! DON'T TOUCH THAT LADY THERE!
As I was saying:
I hate it like the homophobe
That populate the frickin globe
And then—
HOLY CRAP! Renkotsu! DON'T RAPE THE ANNOUNCER!!!
Anyways:
And then the octopus ruled the Earth
And it was destined to since birth
When the—
Shit. JAKOTSU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?! Don't flirt with that talent agent!
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!
Onward:
When the octopus was eaten
He was very sorely beaten
And all was laid to—
Kyoukotsu! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING THE MICROPHONE!?!?!
Aw, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
And so, no one ever finished their poems, and Bankotsu killed everyone in the place except Jakotsu…
The End.
Author: WASN'T THAT A HAPPY ENDING!?!? ^^