disclaimer: dun own anything. wish i di that would be kool.

note:soooooo sorry bout my last story. that was my first one. thing is. i
opened the wrong folder bringing in the wrong thing. to make up for it, i'm
writing this story. plus i lost my other one *sob*. can someone email me some
help? i dun know how to add chapters. so im lost. HELP!

chapter one: Another kareoke story: the battle

pie: now this is my fic so cooperate! understood? ^_^
harry: ok, but why is it that i always end up singing stupid songs? i look dumb.
pie: oh, hush! no you don't besides...its fun.
harry: *mumbling* little bitch, thinks she's so funny. we'll see about that!
pie: i read that! don't think that i'm blind! this is war harry!
harry: bring it on bitch!
pie: ooo it's already been broughten!
hermione: can we procede here? i'm getting a little bored.
ron: yeah she's right. besides, i get tired of seeing harry's ass get wooped.
harry: shut up! where do you to come from?
pie: from their mother's stomach, duh!
*harry, ron and hermione all look at pie with pity*
hermione: hope you get a husband.
pie: anyway......()_() lets get started. harry, will you do the honers?
harry: can we get a setting, audience, and clothes?
pie: oh, you were naked? is it that cold harry?
harry: why you little......
pie: stay away! i can control you! remember? ok, first thing is first: setting:
the great hall, everyones there. Clothes: hermione, you're wearing a christina
aguilera outfit.yeah, ha! that will be funny. ron, you will wear tight black
leather pants with a silky red shirt. harry.....im gonna have fun with you!
you will wear a pink orange top with tiny cutoff pants. oh, yeah and highheels!
hahahahahahahahahahaha! ^_^
harry: you are so gonna get it!
*jumps on top of me(pie) but i realize that he's easy to cary off. so i end up
on top of harry and....*
hermione: can we get going on.... this is boring me.
pie: this trio can kick ass but will they get their ass kicked in the kareoke
machine? stay tuned for the next chapter! wooooo!
*the great hall goes wild as they wait for the next chapter*