A/N: I know you guys want updates on iLive In Secret, but I read a Quogan fic then watched "Quinn misses the Mark" and I was feeling very X-overy! So here's my first attempt at iCarly Zoey 101 X-over! Yayz! Btw, diz iz Seddie and Quogan all the way (isn't that all I ever write?)

I checked out the emails iCarly fans were sending in. We were getting a lot more of them since the summer. One person's name I just couldn't help but click on. Logan REESE! Reese as in… THE MOVIE DIRECTOR GUY! Sam, Freddie, and I loved his movies. Anyway, it said:

Yo Sam,
Long time no see? Well, I found this website at last (okay, I didn't look so hard) and I saw how funny and grown up you're getting. Just kidding, you're so immature, but it made me think of when we were little and played at the beach. And… my girlfriend and I are heading out to the beach around June. We were wondering if you and your friends wanted to come (she's a HUGE fan). Btw, don't think I've changed from that jerk that picked on you way back when, so think about that when you drop by.
-Logan Reese

I widened my eyes. Sam knew a (kinda) movie star????!!!! And didn't tell me!!!??? She was right now sleeping on the couch. I looked back at her and smirked. "All right Mr. Reese, we accept your invitation.

Logan-
We'll be there. Can't wait to see you again.
-Sam Puckett (Sam I am)

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I wake to the fresh smell of summer sun and chocolate chip pancakes. "Morning, Sam!" Carly greets me brightly.

"Sup, Carls. Why so happy?" I smile.

She bites her lip for a minute before saying. "We're going to the beach in June with Logan Reese!"

My eyes widen in terror. If there is one person I hate more than Freddie, it's Logan. "WHAT!" I shout.

"He invited us to the beach, and I accepted via email!" She seemed so excited.

"Why?" I moan.

"Because A- he said he misses you, B- it's the beach, and C- he was on that television show Gender Defenders! He's a celebrity!" She cheers like a fan girl.

"But, Carls, you don't understand! If Freddie sees Logan crush me like he did when we were younger, he is going to kill me!" I yell. "I refuse to let anyone push me around again! Especially Logan and Freddie!" I stomp, causing a shuttering floor. Oops.

"What? He's probably outgrown that." Carly waved it off with her hands.

"I know my step brother, and he does not outgrow things." I explain.

"Step brother?" She asks.

"Yeah, my mom and his dad were married for like three minutes." His dad changes wives like I eat ham. My new record is three minutes and twenty-seven seconds.

"Oh. That is so cool. And Freddie won't kill you. He'll be so jealous you actually know him." Yeah right! I think but keep it to myself. Carly will just give me an annoying lecture about whatever. "We leave in a week."

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I am really, really annoyed by how long it takes for an airplane from Seattle takes to arrive in Malibu. I groan and turn to Quinn. "How much longer?"

"About ten minutes." She says looking at her Zap Watch. Copyright of Quinnventions.

"Man, it was supposed to be here by now!" I whine.

"No, it's supposed to be here in ten minutes." She rolls her eyes. "You big baby."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" I groan for effect. She smacks me on the head.

"Be patient. You were so excited we were going to see your sister." She shakes her head with a knowing grin.

"Yeah, but I'm not so excited about the waiting!" I slump in my seat and get out my phone. I was going to call Michael and tell him how bored I am.

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"I hate you." I whisper to Carly. We were almost to Malibu, and I was so uncomfortable. The plane was better than the one to Japan, but it was still not first class. Plus, I was going to see my step brother. This sucks. Did I mention I hate him?

"Chill out. It will be fun." She sighed. "How many times do I have to go over this?"

I groan again and look out the window. The plane is landing right now we should be at the airport greeting old friends in five minutes. Oh joy!

Hey, people! I hope you like the opening to this new X-over I just wrote! Yayz! Btw, I am so at a writer's block on my iLive In Secret thing, so live with the prologue now. I just had it on the mind. This gets better (I bet it sucks) though. REVIEW! And tell me whats up and if I like it. Colorsofthesky (plus some numbers) if you are reading this, finish your X-over about Quinn coming to Seattle cuz I GOT to know what happens next.

Okay! Bye xoxo

~fandango2girl