A/N: After all these years (-coughs- Two and a half years is a long time?), I'm glad people still find this funny as heck.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wario. Or Nintendo franchises.
Once there was a toad who cried…
"WARIOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
All the townspeople fled into their houses. They closed their windows and locked their doors. When they had completely sealed all entrances into their houses and put on their gas masks, they peeked out nervously. The only thing they saw was the toad laughing. The toad did this so many times that no one believed him anymore.
Then one day, the REAL Wario came. The boy shouted and hollered, but no one believed him. No one noticed Wario until he walked into the center of the town and shouted,
"HELLO, GOOD CITIZENS! Uh, hold on…"
All the citizens shouted,
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
But it was too late.
Wario farted.
The citizens fainted.
"Uh, citizens? Citizens…"
When the citizens woke up, they found that all their valuables and vegetables had been stolen by…WARIO!
The end.
So what did you think? Somewhat short, but still kinda funny. Right? ...Right? Regardless of its funny-ness, leave me a review a review please.