Hey guys! This is my test fanfic! [Really short]
It's called: The plumber and the hedgehog
ENJOY!
In a nice sunny day in Mobuis, A hedgehog was resting on top of a random person's roof, sleeping and wondering how the fuck he got up there. Suddenly a blue, big hedgehog sped fast. It had red shoes and instead had quills on his head. Looks like he's mutated.
"Heh, I bet you guys thought I was the one resting on the roof." Sonic said to the reader. "I'm not the only one who-"
He stopped talking and looked up when the hedgehog on the roof unzipped himself. A fat plumber with overalls and a red hat with a 'M' on it and with brown shoes. Lookin' like a complete fag.
"Ughh, Mario?!" Sonic groaned
"Mario!" Mario jumped down to meet Sonic.
"You know, can you say something else besides you first name?"
"Mario!"
"Dude... can you say-"
"Mario!"
"OK I get your name is-"
"Mario!"
Sonic gave up. "Oh forget it."
Out of the sky a twin tailed fox came flying down.
"Hiya tails!" Sonic greeted.
"Hey sonic...Erm, why is Mario here?" Tails asked.
"I don't know but he keeps repeating his name over and over." Sonic replied.
Mario kept saying his name over and over again while Tails listened. "He said he would like to challenge you into a race to see who's better at speed and who's a better video game character." Tails claimed, clearly understanding what he's saying.
"What...how do you know what he's saying?" Sonic had a 'wtf' expression on his face.
"Skills I guess." Tails shrugged. "Maybe you should train for the race."
Train?! Sonic scoffed. "Training is stupid."
12 hours late in the day of the race...
Sonic and Mario lined up at the start line on a street near Sonic's house. Where did a starting line come from?
"Ok you guys ready?" Tails asked.
Mario nodded.
"I'm always ready." Sonic said arrogantly. (Is that a word? I hope so.)
"Alright" Tails said putting up a black and white flag.
"Ready
Set
GO!"
Sonic took off so fast Tails fell down dizzy as Mario walked happily down the road.
"Slow and steady!" Finally Mario said something else.
But he was seriously walking really slow. Hm, maybe he's conserving energy to save the princess another 5,000 times so he can make another 5,000 games?
Meanwhile with Sonic, he was going at over 500 mph! Sonic saw the finish line ahead.
"Ehh, I'm just gonna take a rest here." Sonic laid down by a tree and fell asleep.
Mario was 45 feet away from the finish line.
His 'slow and steady chant' woke up Sonic.
"Not so fast, plumber boy!" Sonic sped in front of Mario, winning the race.
"Yay! You did it sonic!" Tails cheered as he flew up to meet Sonic.
"Oh no! I a lost!" Mario cried as he ran off.
Sonic and Tails laughed and brofisted
Lesson: Slow and steady don't do shit
Well... there ya go. Wasn't my best work but i hope you enjoyed...a little maybe?
Cya next time when i bring the ultimate story! :)