Disclaimer: The Twilight Saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer, Not me!
A/N: This will be in Esme's point of view for the entire story because I'm best at writing things from her view, I'm not so good at writing the other Cullen's Pov's (Points of view). Also this is my first attempt at an All Human Twilight Fanfic so bear with me here. Plus all grammar and spelling mistakes are my own so if I spell something wrong then I am deeply sorry.
I was sitting on my bed sketching in my sketchbook when my phone rang and I grabbed it from the spot next to me before I saw Bella's name and answered it,"Hey Bella, what's up?" I asked and then giggled at her response.
"Not you sketching again I hope, God Esme, you have got to quit sitting around with your incessant drawing." She told me and I giggled.
"You know me, Why? What would you like me to do?" I asked sarchastically,"Oh gee I don't know, quit sketching and come party with us tonight. Come on live a little, Me and the girls are going clubbing tonight come with us, Please?" Bella whined and I could tell by her tone that she was pouting on the other end.
"Bella honey I don't know if... Oh fine but you keep those drunken sleeze balls off of me." I muttered and she cheered.
"Yes! This is going to be so much fun. Don't move, we're coming over and Alice is going to find your hidden stash of skanky dresses. When she's done with you, all the guys are gonna wish they were worthy enough of the sexy goddess that is you." Bella squealed and before I could say anything in protest she hung up with a "Click!"
I groaned,"Oh great, this is just perfect! Not." I tossed my phone on the pillow next to me before I got up and walked out to my balcony. I lit a cigarette and took a long drag as I waited for them, Yes I knew smoking could kill me but right now it was calming my nerves so I really didn't give a damn.
Suddenly, I heard someone yell up,"You're gonna kill yourself smokin' that shit, ya know!" I looked down to see some guy staring back at me and I scoffed.
"What's it to you? If I wanna smoke, I'll fuckin' smoke thank-you very much!" I shouted back angrily and he just laughed.
"Ooh fiesty, I like it!" he shouted up to me and whistled,"Keep dreamin' jack-ass" I called down before I put out my cigarette and walked back inside just as the girls showed up.
They knocked on the door,"Its open. C'mon in." I called and they all rushed in smirking at me.
"What?" I asked confused before Alice and Bella giggled while Rosalie just stood there with an evil smirk.
"Who was that guy you were yelling at, Hm spill it Esme." Rose demanded still smirking at me.
"I don't know! Just some asshole who couldn't mind his own beezwax!" I scoffed and the three of them snickered at me.
"Telling me what to do, who does he think he is? I'll smoke if I god-damn well want to." I muttered in annoyance and they all giggled.
"Wow, Cute and he gives good advice. He'd be perfect for you Ez." Rosalie told me and I threw my pillow at her.
"Screw you, Rose!" I hissed and she smirked,"I'd love to but honey, you know I'm not into chicks." she teased and I scoffed.
"Alright, ya know what? I'm stayin' home, Have fun with your drinking fest!" I grumbled and Bella rushed over to me.
"Oh no you don't, you promised Esme!" she said and I glared at her,"I didn't promise shit! Besides, I'm not gonna go out to a club just so Rose can tell half of freakin' Seattle about the time I made out with you!" I lost it on them and Bella glared at Rosalie.
"Rose, why did you have to bring that up? You know its a sensetive subject for her." Alice hissed at her and Rosalie scoffed.
"Christ I was only kidding but if you wanna make a big deal out of it then fine I'll go home! Call me when she's done her bitch-fit!" Rose screeched and stormed out.
"Well I guess its just the three of us, C'mon Ezzie let's find you something to wear." Alice sighed and started rummaging through my closet until she squealed in delight.
"Esme you naughty little temptress you! You didn't tell me you had six-inch sex heels, you are so wearing these tonight!" Alice was positively hyper tonight.
"Oh wow, I haven't seen those since well... I don't know. I completely forgot I even had those huh. Oh but I don't think you'll find anything to match them, so good luck with that." I told her and she snickered.
"Who said anything about having to match, there is more to fashion than matching you know. Don't you worry, I'll find something nice and naughty for you to wear darling Esme." Alice smirked devilishly at me and I gulped.
"Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. My luck, you'll have me looking like a complete tramp." I muttered nervously.
"Esme, would I do that to you?" she asked teasingly and Both Bella and I nodded,"Okay so maybe I would but c'mon now there's nothin' wrong with looking drool-worthy besides Esme, You need to get laid girl!" she told me and I scoffed before a smile broke free on my face.
"Alice! Oh my god, you are unbelievable." I gasped in disbelief,"I know but you love me." she snickered and I bobbed my head in the affirmitive.
"That I do but you're still incouragable." I said with a giggle and she stuck her tongue out at me like a child while Bella laughed at us.
"Alice would you just get her ready so we can go please?" Bella sighed sounding bored out of her mind,"Alright already geez. Oh my god Esme, you've been holding out on us. Bella would you look at all the 'Fuck me, I'm sexy' dresses she has." Alice gasped and Bella darted over to my closet.
"You being sneaky? Gettin' all hot and bothered and not telling us or somethin'?" Bella asked and I just shook my head snickering at them,"Nope Honest, I swear. I've actually had some of those for years and just never really wore them much I promise if I was gettin' some you two'd be the first to know." I told them and they nodded.
Alice finally plucked a dress from my closet and when I looked up I gasped,"Oh no, Not that one! Alice you put that dress away right now or so help me!"
"Oh Yes! This one is perfect and besides I'm not scared of you Ezzie darling. Put it on and those black six-inch heels!" she told me and tossed me the dress.
It was by far the sluttiest dress I owned and Alice had picked it for me to wear tonight, just fuckin' perfect.
So I took off my tank top and my shorts before I huffed and put the damn dress on then I slipped the six-inch heels on and Alice squealed again.
"God Esme you look fuckin' amazing, if I wasn't strictly into guys even I'd be all over you! Damn girl, you look so sexy. Alright, now let your hair down so I can do your hair and make-up. Don't worry, just some smokey eyes and clear lip-gloss to make those gorgeous brown eyes and lips of yours pop." Alice assured me.
I looked in the mirror, the dess was Amathyst purple. It was upper-thigh length and barely covered anything, it was simple with long sleeves and was very, very low-cut in front and showed quite a bit of my cleavage.
Next Alice did my make-up with smokey purple eyeshadow a light bit of mascara and clear lip-gloss. When she was finished there she did my hair, she left it down but she curled it which made it look very volumenous.
"There! Now we're ready to go party and then we're gettin' you laid!" Alice squealed yet again and I sighed at her persistance.