ASK THE CULLENS
By jaymeecullen
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS THE TWILIGHT SAGA.
Dear Alice,
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE, THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!!!!!
I EVEN CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOURS!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lotsa love,
iSTALKalice
Dear iSTALKalice,
You are creepy!!! Go away!!! I'm telling MY Jazzy-poo about you!!!
YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
From,
Alice
Dear Emmett,
I wanna marry you!!! Then "break houses" w/ you!!! ;) IM WILLING TO KILL ROSALIE!!!!!
Love,
emmettishotstuff
Dear emmettishotstuff,
This is Rosalie.... Get your freakish hands of MY Emmett!!!!
If you even TOUCH him.... I'll rip you to pieces.... I PROMISE!!!
NOT love,
Rosalie
Dear Bella,
OMG!!! Why didn't you get together with Jake!!!! He's soooo HOT!!!!
OH! On second thought, you can have Edward, JAKE'S MINE!!!
Sincerely yours,
jakeizthebomb
Dear jakeizthebomb,
HELLO! This is Renesmee!!!
JAKE IS NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE BUT ME!!!
SO, GO AWAY!!! BYE!
From,
Nessie
Dear Edward,
Do you like PARAMORE?!?
THEY ARE AWESOME!!!
Yours Truly,
edwardcullenluvah!!!
Dear edwardcullenluvah,
No, sorry, but I prefer CLASSICAL music....
EMMETT:that's because he's gay...!
EDWARD:don't listen to Emmett... he's just jealous because I have more fangirls than him...
EMMETT:that's because they don't know your GAY!!!
Love,
Emmett and NOT GAY Edward
Dear Cullens (bella too)
If you were had to date a human, who would you date?
-HUMAN
Dear HUMAN,
CARLISLE:one of the nurses....
ESME:no one can replace Carlie-poo...
EMMETT:a REALLY HOT girl!!!
ROSALIE:Emmett!!!!!
EMMETT:only if she's REALLY hot...
ALICE:A fellow shopaholic!
JASPER:anyone BUT maria....
EDWARD:no one here is a good as Bella.....
EMMETT: because he's GAY!!!!
EDWARD:stop!!!
BELLA:Umm, No one can replace Edward, but if I HAD to choose, does Jake count?
Love,
The Cullens
Dear Rosalie,
Are you REALLY pretty? Or is that just a mask???
I wanna know.... TELL ME PLEASE!!!
-lilian
Dear lilian,
IT'S NOT A MASK YOU IDIOTIC HUMAN!!!!!
BELLA:HEY!
ROSALIE:whatever....
From Rosalie and a very pissed off Bella
Dear Bella,
Team Edward OR Team Jacob?
From,
Sally Hockins
Dear Sally,
I thought I already said?!? I'm Team Switzerland!!!!
Can't anyone UNDERSTAND?!?
Please, stop asking those questions!!!
-Bella
Dear Edward,
Would you date a GIRL like me?
PS. Are you free Friday night?
Love,
Isabela
Dear Isabela,
No, I don't think I would date a girl like you...
EMMETT: Cause you're GAY....!
EDWARD:No! Because I LOVE Bella
EMMETT: Denial...
Oh, and NO I'm NOT free Friday night…so, don't bother…
From,
Emmett and NOT GAY Edward
Dear Jasper,
Are you EMO?
-emolover456
Dear emolover456,
I AM NOT EMO!!! Maybe YOU are!!!
Yours truly,
Jasper Hale
Dear Edward,
Do you knit?
From,
knittersrkool
Dear knittersrkool,
NO! I do not knit!!!
EMMETT:yes you do!
EDWARD: no I don't!!!!
EMMETT:then what was Esme's knitting kit doing in your room?
EDWARD:*speechless*
EMMETT: ha!!! He is GAY!!!!
EDWARD:I am not!!!
-Emmett and NOT GAY Edward
yeah, so this is my 1st fanfic story….. hope you guys like it!!!
DON'T JUGDE ME PLS!
Oh, and, If you have ANY questions for the Cullens…. just tell me..
REVIEW IT ALSO!!! Thnx!
Credits to twilighter202 for helping me…. Hahaha…. :D