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Things Emmett Cullen are not allowed to do
1 Egg Tanya's house
2 Egg Volterra
3 Egg anyone's house
4 go to the hospital during Carlisle's shift
5 Try to eat any human food like baked goods and fast food
6 Kidnap Bella and force Edward to embarrass himself in order to get Bella back
7 Go to Wal-Mart with Alice
8 Wear a meat dress like lady gaga and run around singing so happy I could die
9 To touch esme's flower beds or he dies
10 Pour mud on Alice's favorite clothes
11 Pour mud on esme's rug, couch, carpet or stairs
12 Tell jasper that Alice went to go join the Volturi when she is actually hunting
13 Replace all of Rosalie's mirrors with fun house mirrors
14 Tell Rosalie that she is ugly and should let him dye her hair
15 Possess hair dye, spray paint or matches
16 Meditate in the middle of the road
17 Insist that Edward should get Renesmee a car and let him give it a paint job
18 Try to teach the werewolves dog tricks
19 Dress up like Katy Perry and go to school singing California gurls
20 To post any family videos on you tube
21 Dress up as Aro and say that he is a creepy old guy that preys on pretty girls at his school
22 to make any famous brand of clothes say that breathing is uncool and laugh as half of his class panics
23 To steal Alice's clothes and hold them over her head and tell her to jump
24 Strand Alice at a mall without a credit card
25 Toilet paper tepee Volterra
26 Toilet paper tepee Charlie's
27 Toilet paper tepee anyone's house
28 Tell everyone that he is actually an alien from another planet
29 Speak in a foreign language that he had made up
30 Call Texans a bunch of hicks in front of jasper
31 Wrestle with a werewolf
32 Tell Carlisle that he morphed into a seal
33 Go to school wearing a bear suit and tell every one that eating bear makes you strong like him
34 Show off at school and end up getting a steroid test
35 Perform any surgical practices
36 Tell everyone that jasper was in the confederate army
37 Claim to be a Yankee in front of jasper
38 Go to the circus
39 Tell Bella that Edward is secretly dating Tanya
40 Give Edward a haircut
41 Take a lunch to school and make it include a sippy cup full of blood
42 Microwave plastic
43 Consume dynamite
44 Tell Jacob that Renesmee doesn't love him
45 Steal all of esme's air fresheners
46 Buy Alice a cat and eat it
47 Bedazzle Edwards and Bella's clothes and make it look like Alice did it
48 Give Edwards car (s) a make over
49 Tell Charlie that Edward has a large stash of guns in his trunk
50 Give himself an afro
51 Wrestle a newborn
52 Create a vampire
53 Go to Victoria's secret and help Alice shop and say "oh, Carlisle will look so good in these" just to make people stare at him
54 Meet Ke$ha and ask what her favorite drug is
55 Get a pet bear and feed it sugar, then give it to Alice
56 Tell Alice that Edward wants to model for her
57 Tell Edward that Bella died in a car accident
58 Hire a couple little kids and say that they are renesmee's children to Rosalie
59 Go to a strip club for his bachelor party
60 Ask Rosalie if she thinks he needs a breast reduction