Authors Note: Well this is my first story hope it goes well. I wrote this because of some art I saw by oasiscommander51 (tumblr) They drew art of the Loud characters with Hotline Miami masks and even put descriptions on how they fight and some backstory I though it was awesome and decided to write this story. Let me know what you think, and enjoy.

Hotline Royal Woods

April 16th 2016

Royal Woods - Michigan

"Oh god"

Lynn Sr. had lost something very dear to him, on of his most prized possessions. He would get up and try to go after them if he could, but they hit him fast and hard. He looked around and realized he was in Lily's and Lisa's room. He picked himself up using the desk close by but then felt pain go up his leg. He gasped then sat down on the chair.

"Ok, ok, this is not ok."

He rolled up his pants to examine his leg and then saw the issue, a bone was sticking out of his leg. Lynn sighed then looked at the phone close by and called the family.

"Hello"

"Rita! Come home now!"

"Lynn?! What is it?!"

"They … They took Lily. And my legs broken."

"..."

"Rita?"

Lynn hung up the phone and then looked out the broken window, he hoped that they wouldn't find her, but they did. It had been years since she did the job, so why now? Lynn didn't know the answer, but he knew that whoever took Lily is gonna have a bad time. Because in the Loud House everyone's got each others back, so if you cross one of them, you can be sure to expect a notice from one of the other 12 members of the family. But they did something no one ever imagined, they kidnapped the baby.

"So you think it was the italian mob?"

Rita was furious, it had been 20 years since she had to do that job. Before she found Lynn and before she was a crossing guard, she was doing a very different job, a messy one. She helped get rid of competition for the mob. It was usually Russian or Columbian, they would give her the mask of an animal, this way the attack wouldn't link to the Italians but would look more like the mask murders that happened in the late 80s and a bit of early 90s. She would go in and raise hell, and come out in minutes, she was good. But after a while she learned that there was more going on, she had to leave, and after one last job decided to live a normal life... or try to. This wasn't the first time an "old friend" came by. She remembered that night very fondly, the man had a clean white suit, he was looking for, "The Mad Cow" well he found her, and her kids. That was how they learned of her past, it was after that she trained the kids to be able to protect themselves if anything bad was to happen again. She even went out to get them masks of their own just in case. They only had to use them a few times, this is one of those times. Rita looked at her husband laying on the bed with the cast Lisa wrapped his leg in and sighed.

"Hun, I'm gonna go after them and I'm gonna need you to stay here and rest."

"I'm fine with that but maybe I can help from here."

"That's a nice idea but how?"

"Lisa's a smart girl I'm sure she can think of something."

As the parents continued their conversation, the children were huddled together in the bathroom listening and trying to think of a plan until Lori took charge, "Ok guys sibling meeting, let's go." When all the kids were inside her and Leni's room Lori then began, "As we all know Lily, has been kidnapped. I don't know why but I think Lisa's got an idea." Lisa then stood up and walked so she would be next to Lori, and then said, "According to evidence presented we know they broke in, and thanks to Luan's camera's we got a visual on the men who took Lily."

A screen came down from the room and then played footage of the kids father putting Lily in a baby carriage then began to leave the room. But as he did a bald guy in a suit kicked him down to the ground the slammed him into him into the window. The man then stepped on Lynn Sr. then grabbed Lily and made his way downstairs. Then the footage is cut to outside where a black limo was waiting for the guy which drove off the moment he got in.

"With a little help from the Detroit Police Department I was able to find out the man in the footage is, Fredrick Moretti. He works for the mob and does a few jobs here and there. We have a location where he spends his Saturday nights after work. A club not to far from here."

The screen then shows the bar's location from the Loud House.

Luna then stood up and declared, "Then let's go and get our sister back!"

The other siblings cheered together but was cut by their mother who was at the door waiting. She then said, "Kids before you go, you have to know who you're dealing with. And Lisa is right but the club will also have a lot of other members of the mob. So you'll need the right equipment, and you need to make sure 'Freddie' comes for a visit. Understand?"

The kids nodded and went to the basement. From there Lisa moved the tools on the wall in a certain way and the wall split open to reveal weapons and masks. And one by from oldest to youngest Lisa handed them their equipment

Lori stepped up and grabbed her tiger mask but was stopped by Lisa.

"Lori, I made these for you."

Lisa handed her two brass knuckles that were more like gloves. Lori put them on then smiled.

"Thanks Lisa."

Lori then put on the mask and jacket then went on her way.

Leni then came but wearing a polka dot dress to match with her zebra head.

"Leni, I made a little something for you too."

Lisa pulled out a pistol and handed it to her.

"Oh, Lisa thanks but like, I don't kill."

"I know, that's why I made this non-lethal pistol in case you're in the heat of the moment and can't find any other option."

"Oh, thanks! It even matches my outfit."

Leni put on the mask and followed Lori.

Luna was smiling in her padded armor and grabbed the bear mask.

"Luna, I got something just for you."

Lisa then handed her two smgs. Luna smiled and giggled a little.

"Lisa, you've out done yourself luv."

Luna then left loading her weapons.

Luan was next she had on her hyena mask.

"Going with Anne tonight I see."

"Yeah, bet I'll get all the laughs tonight."

"We'll see"

Lisa handed her a sawed off shotgun, then Luan went on her way.

Lynn was stretching as she went up to Lisa.

"Is that really necessary?"

"Yes, it's to stop from cramping up in the middle of a fight."

Lisa sighed then handed her two machetes.

Lynn smiled then put on her bunny mask.

Lincoln was next as he walked up to her.

"Lincoln, want anything to start off or are you going to improvise?"

"I think I'll go with a bat."

"I see… "

"..."

"Lincoln, you know out of everyone, you're the one that seems to know what to do."

"Huh?"

"I've seen you fight, you almost have no flaws."

"Flaws?"

"Lucy is slow in bright light, Luna always seems to make noise, Lori can only fight with her fists,

Lynn doesn't know how to use a gun, but you don't do any of that."

"That's… interesting Lisa, but I think Leni's calling me so see ya."

Lincoln quickly grabbed a bat and his rooster mask then walked away.

Lucy was then standing there waiting in her bat mask.

"I'd like my bat please."

Lisa then handed Lucy a bat with barbed wire around the end, and it appeared like she

disappeared into the darkness.

Then it left the twins.

Lisa handed a chainsaw to Lola while Lana walked up to Lisa.

"Can I have an uzi?"

Lisa handed her the uzi and brand new swan masks.

"Sorry but your old ones were too damaged to fix, so I made new ones."

Lola and Lana smiled then at the same time said, "Thank you!" Lisa smiled then replied, "No problem." She then grabbed a knife and put on her owl mask.

The siblings were all in the van and ready to go. Rita walked up to the car wearing a cow mask and Lori rolled the window down.

"Kids be sure to take care of one another, and remember, try to have a little fun."

The kids looked at each other then back to their mother and together said, "Yes mam."

Lori then rolled the window up and the drove to the club.

The club was blasting music that the Loud's could hear it from inside the van. They parked and then Lori turned around and asked, "So who wants to go in first?" Luan raised her hand and then Lori nodded and then said, "Remember to use your headsets if anyone gets cornered."Then one by one the siblings left the van. Lucy and Lynn took the backdoor while Leni, Lori, and the twins went to the emergency exits the rest followed Luan to the front door. As they approached the bouncer he snickered.

"Little early in the year for Halloween."

Luan laughed then replied.

"That's pretty good, I got one! How many bouncers does it take to throw a someone down the stairs?"

"How many?"

"None, the guy just fell."

Luan then shot the guy in the chest. Blood sprayed all over Luan and she started laughing. A buzz is heard then a voice

"Wait, I don't get it."

Lori sighed then explained

"The guy was drunk Leni, that's why the bouncers were in the joke, and that's why he fell down the stairs."

"Oh!"

Luan groaned, "You know a joke isn't funny anymore when you have to explain it."

Lincoln then intervened, "Guys, let's just go in and get this Freddie guy."

"Right"

Then the siblings walked into the club.

Authors Note: This is the start of something, if your reading this thanks for sticking around. I'll try to update as best I can, but it won't be once a week, maybe every two weeks, I'll figure it out at some point.

In the meantime hope you enjoyed!

The Loud House belongs to Nick and Chris Savino

Hotline Miami belongs to Dennaton Games, Devolover Studios, Jonatan Söderström and Dennis Wedin