I do not own Wings of Fire. I also do not own Yoda.

SEASON TWO, EPISODE ONE

THE FORKEDAMBER TALK SHOW

Starflight and Tsunami

Amber: (almost faints from excitement) AAAAAAAAAND we're rolling! Hey everyone! It's Amber, live from the stage of the Forkedamber Talk Show! We are beyond thrilled to be back on air for the second season of the show!

Forkedblade: And although it may not seem like it I am equally thrilled to be back.

Amber: Yeah, yeah, whatever Forkedblade. We've missed you all so much! It's so good to be back here, with our stunning and amazing audience!

Forkedblade: Yes. Today, we'll be interviewing Starflight and Tsunami!

Amber: Otherwise known as Starnami.

Glory: That's a bit strange. I, personally, think of Starflight asa brother. So that's just weird to be romantically shipped with him...

Tsunami: But you're not being shipped with him.

Amber: THAT'S RIGHT! You, Tsunami, are being shipped with him?

Tsunami: (realization dawns) Oh.

Starflight: I am super thrilled.

Tsunami: (still realizing) But that means...AMBER, I THOUGHT WE WERE BFF'S.

Amber: So did I, but then you went ahead and took over my show to interview me with this imbecile over here.

Forkedblade: Hi, I'm the imbecile, although most dragons call me Forkedblade.

Qibli: YES!

Winter: I hate this already.

Starflight: Can we get on with this show, please?

Amber and Forkedblade: Yes, of course.

Forkedblade: So yes, obviously we're interviewing Starflight and Tsunami.

Fatespeaker: I HOPE THIS ISN'T REAL.

Viper: It's just as real as your walrus vision.

Fatespeaker: SO IT'S REALLY REAL? NOOOOOOOO! STARFLIGHT, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE TSUNAMI?

Starflight: Um...

Forkedblade: First question! Please don't kill me for this. It's my first time asking a romance question.

Tsunami: Uh oh.

Forkedamber: Okay, Tsunami, would you rather be shipped with Riptide or Starflight?

Amber: Forkedblade, that wasn't romantic. And I doubt that was the first romance question you've ever asked.

Forkedblade: Are you Tsunami?

Tsunami: No! I am. And I'd say Riptide any day.

Audience (except Riptide): Ooh!

Amber: (Unable to contain fan girl squeal): RIPNAMI!

Yoda: Awkward this is.

Tsunami: This is why I can't stand Amber.

Amber: Aw, you love it. That's why I'm your BFF.

Tsunami: Sure.

Forkedblade: Over to Starflight! If you had to choose, Tsunami or Sunny?

Starflight: Well, I'm not into Tsunami, and Sunny doesn't like me, so neither. Or can I say Fatespeaker instead?

Forkedblade: Sunny it is!

Amber: SUNNYFLIGHT!

Fatespeaker: *Sobs and mutters something about walruses*

Forkedblade: STARSPEAKER!

Fatespeaker: *Miraculously stops crying*

Amber: Okay, we'll talk about this disagreement later. Next question, then. Starflight, who do you like more? And I'm not saying romantically, necessarily, just in general. Do you prefer Glory or Tsunami?

Starflight: Uh, well, they're both different in their own ways. Both are equally annoying but I guess equally loyal to us. I don't know if I could choose who I like more, not only for hose reasons but also because I don't want Glory and Tsunami to argue over who's better and tearing me apart.

Tsunami: Come on, we all know I'm better!

Glory: Better at being annoying maybe, but when it comes to overall, I'm just the best!

Random Dragon: OOH! BURN!

Burn: *Is not really sane anymore*

Starflight: See!

Amber: *Whispers in Starflight's ear*

Starflight: *Pales and looks at Glory and Tsunami*

Glory: What?

Starflight: Uh, I'm supposed to say for the sake of this episode—

Amber: Not that you idiot! The part after it!

Starflight: Sorry, Tsunami's better is what I meant to say.

Tsunami: See!

Glory: No she's not.

Forkedblade: Well, I'm sure we could listen to you two argue all day. I'm sure it would be a FASCINATING debate.

Amber: Almost as fascinating as your sarcasm.

Forkedblade: I'm not sure if that was an insult or not, so I'm just going to say haha Amber and move on. Tsunami, would you be more inclined to kill Starflight or Clay?

(Silence fills the studio at this rather awkward and morbid question that has just been asked)

Yoda: Awkward this is!

Starflight: What? Why are we asking that question? You're seriously starting to concern me about my friendship with Tsunami - (to Tsunami) Who is a LOVELY dragon who's never had ANY intention of every killing me.

Clay: Or me.

Tsunami: Actually -

Amber: Nothing you say there is going to sound reassuring.

Tsunami: Well, why can't it be all of them? Then Glory had better watch out.

Glory: Yeah right, like you could actually beat me.

Tsunami: Totally.

Amber: Well, that's not the question, Tsunami. And please don't fight. I don't want any blood.

Tsunami: I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!

Amber: Just answer the question.

Tsunami: Ugh, well, I really can't answer, because Clay and Starflight are just too lovable and innocent to kill with venom. Sure, Clay can get annoying with all his 'I'm hungry, give me food' stuff, and Starflight is like an epic scroll most of the time, but I love them too much.

Amber: (grins wickedly) You do love Starflight!

Tsunami: As a brother, yes!

Amber: Uh huh, sure.

Deathbringer: Shut up! Glory and Starflight don't like each other in that way!

Amber: Uh huh, sure.

Forkedblade: Amber, I think it would be better to just admits defeat by now.

Amber: Uh huh, sure.

Forkedblade: *Glares*

Amber: Wow, I didn't know you could be so scary.

Forkedblade: Of course I can be. Anyway, next question! Tsunami, are you interested in becoming queen of the SeaWings?

Tsunami: Well, as great as I would be as queen of the kingdom, I don't really want to go and challenge my mother.

Coral: Because I'd beat you.

Tsunami: No, because I'd feel bad about killing both of my parents.

Random Dragon: Ooh! Burn!

Burn: *Faints*

Oasis: Maybe naming her Burn was a bad idea.

Yoda: Awkward this is!

Gill: We already established that I'm glad you killed me.

Tsunami: Yeah, but I'm not. I don't think I'd be able to live with the guilt of killing both my parents. And anyway, if I ever did want to become queen, I think I'd wait a really long while before doing that. Seeing Glory attempting to run two kingdoms gives me a headache, so I think I'd have a lot of trouble running the Sea Kingdom.

Amber: Fair point. I would make a great queen of the SandWings, but I don't think my tribe is ready for my awesomeness.

Forkedblade: *Facetalons*

Amber: You're just jealous because you can't be king of the NightWings.

Darkstalker: Which is exactly my problem! Everyone, no matter their gender, should be able to rule their tribe!

Amber: A moving argument. Tsunami, have you ever had a crush on Starflight?

Tsunami: Um, well, having spent the first six years of my life knowing only, what, seven dragons, there wasn't a lot to compare him to.

Starflight: I feel like I should be insulted.

Tsunami: So, of course I had a crush on him, and Clay, and Webs.

(There is a moment of silence as Tsunami lets this slip)

Tsunami: WAIT, NO, I NEVER EVER HAD A CRUSH ON WEBS.

Glory: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAD A CRUSH ON WEBS THREE MOONS THAT'S SO FUNNY! (She proceeds to laugh hysterically)

Riptide: Well, I didn't see that one coming.

Webs: Yeah, neither did I.

Riptide: So, Tsunami, you had a crush on my father?

Tsunami: NO, THAT'S A LIE!

Amber: But you just said you did yourself.

Tsunami: I wasn't thinking. I meant to say Riptide.

Forkedblade: Just for the record, Tsunami, you might as well accept that you just admitted to having a crush on Webs. Anything else you say will make everything worse.

Tsunami: Fine. I may have had the smallest crush in the history of Pyrrhia but I don't anymore and we shall never speak of this again.

Winter: (on his iPad) Okay, but I recorded the whole thing and it's up on social media.

Starflight: Dragons don't have social media. That's a scavenger thing.

Winter: Oh, and it also has three thousand hits already.

Glory: Half of those were me.

Deathbringer: You have an electronic device?

Glory: Yes.

Starflight: That's a scavenger thing.

Forkedblade: Anyways, after that totally shocking and unexpected revelation, there is only one question left! Starflight, did you ever have a crush on Tsunami?

Starflight: Well, like Tsunami said, I only knew seven dragons growing up, so I had a crush on her, Glory, and, yes, as everyone already knows, Sunny at one point.

Forkedblade: At least you never had a crush on Kestrel.

Tsunami: Is Kestrelflight even a thing?

Amber: Well, it is the name of a medicine cat from Warriors, but you don't know what that is, so I'm not sure if Kestrelflight is a thing or not.

Forkedblade: Well, I'm pretty sure Websnami or whatever isn't a thing.

Starflight: Yes. Kestrelflight is not a thing. She's far too grumpy and waaaaaaaaay older than I am. She's almost like my mother, in terms of relationships. A really grumpy, mean mother who could care less about you and enjoys hurting you in battle training.

Tsunami: Sounds accurate.

Amber: So just to sum it up, you guys don't like each other?

Starflight and Tsunami: Only in a brother-sister kind of way.

Amber: I'll just have to keep hoping then.

Fatespeaker: Hey, I thought you shipped me and Starflight together?

Amber: Yes, but I can have more than one ship for the same dragon.

Forkedblade: ...Suuuuuuuuure.

Amber: Sure I can! Just like I can have more than one OTP!

Forkedblade: Um, OTP stands for One True Pairing, so therefore you can't have more than one true pairing.

Amber: Whatever. It's time to sign off.

Forkedblade: Right. Starflight, Tsunami, it was great to have you on our talk show! Even greater was that this was the season premiere, because I'm sure you all forgot.

Audience: Nope.

Amber: It's really great to be back, though! I missed this so much. I mean, I know it was less than a month since the first season's finale, but without writing scripts and figuring out logistics constantly, I had NOTHING to do.

Forkedblade: When she says she had nothing to do she really means that she just stayed home all day reading fanfiction about Winter and Moon.

Amber: And all my other OTPs.

Forkedblade: I'm not even going to try.

Winter: There's fanfiction about Moon and I?

Moon: I wouldn't recommend looking it up. It's pretty weird.

Winter: *Does not heed her warning and looks it up* WHAT IS THIS? (He proceeds to faint)

Moon: I told you.

Amber: Isn't it romantic?

Qibli: Wait, how did Moon know what fanfictions wee out there about her and Winter?

Moon: The world may never know.

Forkedblade: Anyway, this got way off topic. Tomorrow we'll be interviewing an ex-SkyWing queen and another dragon.

Amber: Way to be specific. But yes, thank you for watching the first episode of the second season of the Forkedamber Talk Show! Stay tuned for next time!

Author's Note: Yay! It's started up again (I'm going to hope that's a good thing)! Anyway, I'd first like to apologize for not starting this yesterday. I had the chapter ready to go but then, reading through it, decided it was too short so tried to rewrite some parts and add more. And then I had school, and music lessons, and life just kind of got in the way.

Secondly, I apologize that updates for this will not be as frequent as they were for the first season, for multiple reasons. First off, school is a huge obstacle course, and because I'm taking a lot of accelerated classes, there's also a lot of homework that needs getting done. Second off, I am also working on other fanfictions, and I'm trying to switch on and off between all of them so that they each get updated fairly frequently. So sorry about that, but I promise that there will be more to season two than just this! Episodes just might take a bit longer.

As always, I'd love any suggestions, whether it be pairings you'd like to see appear on the talk show, or questions you'd like asked. Criticism is always appreciated! Thank you for reading (or watching).