HELLO EVERYONE! I've decided to give you guys a little peek of the new fanfic by showing you the first chapter. As you will see, this story will be comedy-filled. You will be laughing your ass off at the content. I hope you enjoy. Please review and like if you want more of this free and awesome stuff. ENJOY! XD

The day was beautiful. Birds chirping, little mares playing, the sun shining, and the balance of Equestria remained still. Twilight Sparkle, and her five friends, were having a nice picnic outside of Ponyville in a field.

"Gosh! This is booooring!" Pinkie Pie, one of Twilight's friends, spoke. "Someone pass that cupcake." She pointed at a small pastry in the basket. The pastry levitated in the air, and Pinkie Pie happily swiped the cupcake out of the purple aura that surrounded the cupcake. Twilight sighed.

"I agree with you, Pinkie." Twilight said. "I wish something would just...happen."

"I would count on that, my student." A familiar voice came from behind them. They all turned to see a tall, equine figure. The figure's mane and tail mystically waved as if smooth wind were blowing, and small sparkles shined with each movement. "For that 'something' will happen very shortly."

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"

"I wouldn't want to miss meeting our new guest."

"Guest?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. "What guest?" Suddenly, a large BOOM shattered the very clouds in the sky. Everyone shot their attention to the large opening forming in the blue atmosphere above.

"W-Woah!" Everyone except Celestia exclaimed as the very ground shook. The opening swirled and swirled like a tornado, causing a small but strong breeze to hit everyone's faces. The air felt heavy and the sky turned a dark purple.

"What's going on!?" Twilight exclaimed. Celestia giggled as if the winds and storm wasn't a big deal to her. She wasn't even flinching from the debris. She looked into it with a smile on her face(Like a badass).

The storm suddenly stopped. The ground stopped shaking. Pinkie Pie was holding on to Applejack for dear life, frightened to the point where her pink, fluffy hair had strands that stuck out like straightened needles. "Pinkie Pie, ya' can let go now." Applejack said in an annoyed tone.

"What was that?" Rarity asked. "That was one hell of a storm."

"Yeah. I think my insides are all scrambled up." Pinkie Pie added.

"Our answer is right above you." Celestia said. Everyone looked up into the sky. A figure could be seen falling from the clouds, screaming. The screams were faint, but they grew louder as it fell closer to view.

"What the-" Rainbow Dash whispered under her breath. They could make out the screams.

"...shit...shit..shit..shit...shit..SHIIIIT!" The figure crashed violently to the ground, cracking the very ground and stone beneath everyone. A large puff of dirt and debris followed. Celestia fired a small bolt of light from her horn into the smoke. It seemed to have hit something...or someone. "Ow! Dammit! What the fuck was that!?" It was obvious to the others that the figure was a male, on account of his voice. The figure stood up and stepped out of the smoke, and coughed while grasping his chest. "Damn. That was one hell of a fall." He looked into the sky. He then, looked back down at the Mane 6(That's Twilight and her friends)and stared into their eyes. "What the hell? First, I'm falling out of my bedroom, out of the sky, and somehow surviving that. Now, I'm seeing colored horses of purple...and blue...and pink...and orange? Or is that a mango color? I don't know, I just landed on my face."

"You must be the human we summoned." Celestia said. "Welcome to Equestria."

"Great. Now they can talk? I must have done a little too much LSD before going to bed." The human boy stared at Celestia. "Who the fuck are you? You brought me here?"

"Indeed. I'm Princess Celestia. And you are?"

The human looked at the others, then back at Celestia, "Jake. My name is Jake. Who are they?"

"They?" Celestia asked.

"The multi-colored horses staring at me with beady eyeballs."

"Oh."

Twilight cleared her throat. "I'm Twilight Sparkle. Nice to meet you."

"Great. I'll call you Sparkle-butt because of that mark on your ass." Jake said. Twilight tried to exclaim something, but Jake interrupted her. "And looking at yours..." Jake looked at Applejack. "I'm guessing your name has something to do with apples."

"It's Applejack. Nice to meet ya'." Applejack tilted her hat down, then back up as a greeting.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. She rushed over to Jake, examining him closely. "Wowie! I've never seen a human up close before."

"Hey! Stop that!" Jake exclaimed, pushing her away with his foot. She grappled on to his leg. "Let go already." She eventually flung off somewhere.

"I'm Rarity." Jake stared at Rarity.

"Rarity huh?" Jake raised and eyebrow. "Gee, I wonder what you'll do. You aren't gonna jump on me too?"

"Goodness, no." Rarity retorted.

"Good." Jake looked over at Rainbow Dash. "I can guess your name...Rainbow...Dash?"

"Yep. I'm the fastest pony in all of Equestria." She said.

"That's cool." Jake said. "So, why am I here? What do you want with me?" He looked over at Celestia.

"What I want..." She smiled. She whistled a tune behind her, and two royal guards appeared. They pointed spears at Jake's neck. "What I want...is for you to come with us."

"Whatcha gonna do? Kill me?" Jake scoffed.

"That is an option. To them, not to me." The guards readied their spears to stab me. Jake sighed.

"Dammit. Here I am thinking that talking, colored horses are friendly."

"We aren't going to hurt you, Jake. I promise you, whatever harm we cause to you is for good."

"Well...shit." Jake slapped his forehead. He looked behind him at the two guards. "I guess Dick 1 and Dick 2 aren't gonna let me refuse. And you guys aren't exactly interfereing so..."

"Hey now. We don't know what's going on, even if we could help ya'." Applejack said.

"Fine. Let's get this over with, Celestia. I can't believe I'm negotiating with a talking horse." Jake said. A guard poked him in the back with their spear.

"Watch your manners around the princess!" They shouted.

"And watch that spear around my ass or I'll personally kick your ass."

"We'd like to see you try. We have you outnumbered."

"Ha! Bullshit. You're shorter and smaller than me, dummy. I can easily beat you down."

"I'd be careful if I were you, Jake." Celestia said. "Our royal guard spend years to reach the rank of an official royal guard. During those years, we train them in the art of pony combat, whether its hoof to hoof or ranged."

Jake growled to himself. The wind began to suddenly pick up for a minute, then seized once he noticed it. He ignored it, but was still furious at an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach and the aching pain in his chest that stung his body with every heart beat. He couldn't even fight a pony, and now he's stuck in a world full of the equine creatures.