Hello everyone! I just thought you all would like to know that I have continued this a bit and also have revised this chapter. I just had a sudden urge to continue this story that was so strong I stayed up all night to write it! So I hope you enjoy this chapter and the next!
I do not own naruto...*sigh* or Monster for that matter...
Itachi Uchiha
"Itachi-san!" Tobi yells excitedly to the emotionless Uchiha
"Hn" Was the only reply he got, but that didn't damper his happy mood.
"Tobi found something! It was in the fridge and Tobi wants to know what it is!" Tobi went over to Itachi who was reading a bookon the coach.
Itachi sighed very quietly and put his book down "what did you find?".
"Tobi found this!" Tobi then shoved a can of monster in Itachi's face, but he did not flinch for he was a trained ninja after all.
Itachi took the can and tried to read the label in green but couldn't because it was in a different language.
Tobi then asked "Itachi-san! Do you know what it is?"
"It seems to be a type of drink" Itachi then opened the can and smelled the drink inside. "It has an interesting smell…"
"Tobi thinks Itachi-san should take a sip!" Tobi pretty much yelled (A/N when doesn't he?)at the Uchiha.
Itachi sighed again "Fine, but if I do will you leave me alone so that I may read my book?"
"Okay Itachi-san! But you have to drink it all!" Little did Itachi know that this was to entertain a certain bored Madara Uchiha, that was behind the orange swirly mask of cuteness.
Itachi tentatively took a sip before deeming it would not kill him. Started to drink the strange but good tasting liquid; he soon had finished the can and Tobi left, but would be back later.
5 minutes later…
The now once emotionless Uchiha was sitting on the coach trying to hold still but can't seem too, or pay attention to his book.
But something was bugging him, he felt as if he was being watched…
He then felt that feeling increase, he looked up to only see the ceiling. When the feeling went away, he trying again to read his book when he felt it again.
He checked the ceiling to see if it was Zetsu, he even activated his sharingan but nothing was there.
He then glared at the ceiling "I'm going insane no ones there"
(Ha! You wish!)
"What the hell?" Itachi says staring at the ceiling with a confused face.
(Awww shit he knows I'm here!)
"Hn" He says in monotone.
(Well anyway Itachi just forget I'm here k?)
"Who are you and how do you know my name?" He demands with a glare.
(I guess that's not going to happen will my name is Lilly Mizuki! As for me knowing your name well…I'm not the only one that knows who you are, just be glad that I'm not one of your fangirls)
"Fangirls?" he asks with slight disbelief.
(Yes Itachi fangirls…even a few fanboys… trust me I know one of them…)
"Fan…boys?" he asks with confusion clearly on his face. The 'strange liquid' he drank earlier was having strange effects on him.
(Yes Itachi fanboys and trust me your fan-whatevers are very vicious *shivers* maybe even worse then Sasuke fangirls, now that's just scary…)
"Sasuke has more fangirls in…wherever u come from?" Itachi asks in monotone being emotionless once again.
(Yeah but I don't know why I mean really his hair looks like a chickens ass! And he is so emo…well…so are you but that's not the point…)
Itachi then glares at the ceiling "I'm not emo"
(Oh yes you are. Admit it!)
"Hn" Itachi says grabbing his book to read to try and read his book again.
(Itachi…)
No answer
(Itachi!...)
Still no answer
(ITACHI!)
Again no answer but his eye twitched.
(Itachi itachi itachi itachi itachi itachi itachi itachi itachi…*takes deep breath* ITACHI!)
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" he yells at the ceiling throwing his book down next to him losing his page, making him even more angry.
"Uchiha why are you yelling at the ceiling un?" Deidara asks coming out into the living room with out his cloak on.
"I was wondering what was so important to Lilly that she had to annoy me to know end, when I'm trying to read my book." Itachi say in monotone
"Who's that yeah?" A very confused Deidara asks with apprehension.
"The very annoying voice coming from the ceiling..." Itachi answers with his normal emotionless voice.
(HEY! I'm not that annoying...am I?)
"Yes you are annoying" Itachi looks at the ceiling with his face blank and looking completely serious.
"Okay un? Uchiha are you feeling alright?" Deidara asks with concern for the Uchiha...for once.
"I'm fine"
(No you aren't!)
"Shut up he wasn't asking you" He says as he glares at the ceiling.
(I have always wondered is Deidara really a guy?)
"Yes Deidara is really a guy"
"Wait what un? what did umm Lilly ask un?" Deidara asks uncertain if he should play along with the Uchiha's insane behavior.
"She wanted to know if you were really a guy" He stated matter-of-factly.
('Cause a lot of fanboys are going to be really disappointed that he's not a she...HA he's a shemale!)
"Apparently a lot of your fanboys are going to be disappointed that your a guy and she called you a shemale..." Itachi tells him slightly amused.
"I AM NOT A SHEMALE UN!" A very furious Deidara yells at the ceiling. Completely forgetting that there might not even be someone there.
(YES HE IS ADMIT IT! AND ITACHI ADMIT YOUR EMO!)
"I am not emo..." Itachi then glares at the ceiling.
"Yes you are Itachi yeah" Deidara gets distracted by the change in subject so suddenly like the blond that he is.
"If I'm emo you're a shemale" Says a smirking Itachi.
"I'M NOT A SHEMALE HM!"
"Then I'm not emo..." Itachi says very amused by all of this.
(Lets just say that your emo Itachi and that Deidara's a shemale?)
"No because I am not emo"
Suddenly Tobi runs in and yells "DEIDARA-SEMPAI!"
"Oh no un" Deidara's eyes...eye started to twitch.
Tobi then proceeded to glomp Deidara to the ground.
(OMJ TOBIDEI YAOI! *nosebleed*)
Itachi raised an eyebrow "Do you like yaoi or something?"
(FUCK YA! i fucking love yaoi! my fav is sasunaru!)
His eye twitched "sasu...naru?"
(Yup that means your little brothers gay! have you ever noticed the gay-ness of his name sas-GAY! sas-UKE! there are so many names for him!)
Itachi then glared at the ceiling that spoke of death.
"Itachi-san why are you talking to the ceiling?...and glaring at it? 'cause Tobi wants to know" Madara says in Tobi's chibi voice.
"I am not talking to the ceiling, I am talking to Lilly" He says not looking or glaring I should say from the ceiling.
"Itachi-san are you okay? Who is Lilly?"
"A very troublesome girl that will not leave me be to read my book, and has been calling me emo, my younger bother gay, and Deidara a shemale...like he is..."
(HEY! you can't use troublesome 'cause Shikamaru owns that! and I have been saying nothing but the truth! now I just to find a way to tell Shika that he needs to sue you...hmmm)
"I AM NOT A FUCKING SHEMALE UN!" Can you guess who that was? If you can't your a Tobi...not Madara but Tobi.
"Deidara-sempai what's a shemale?" Tobi asked curiosity clearly in his voice.
"I'm not telling you yeah"
"B-but why Deidara-sempai?" Tobi asked with chibi tears forming at his eye hole.
"Because un I really don't want to explain it to you yeah" Deidara said annoyed as hell.
"Itachi-san what's a shemale?"
(That's easy just tell him it's Deidara!)
"The definition of shemale is Deidara" Itachi says slightly amused again because he knew how said blond was going to react.
"I AM NOT A SH-"
"Brat what are you yelling about?" A annoyed looking Sasori asks as he walks into the living room of the base.
"Sasori no Danna, Itachi keeps calling me a shemale hmmm and he keeps glaring and yelling at the ceiling un" Deidara pretty much whined to Sasori.
"Brat you know I like the fact that you look like a female but are a male" Sasori smirks and Deidara blushes.
(OHMIJASHIN SASODEI!)
Itachi's eye twitches again.
"Daaaannnnnnaaaa~ your not supposed to tell people about thaaaaat~" Deidara whines again but in an embarrassed kind of way.
"Brat I bet everyone already knows because of how loud you are." Sasori's smirk widened as Deidara's blush got darker.
(*Gets images in head and gets a nosebleed* FUCK THE KEYBORED!)
"You're a pervert" Itachi says as he looks up at the ceiling ignoring everyone.
(And your an emo)
Itachi glares at the ceiling "I'm not emo"
(Ya just keep telling yourself that)
"See Danna hmmm?" Deidara whispers to Sasori as he hid behind him as if Itachi's issues where contagious.
"You know I can hear you right?" Itachi then directed his glare away from the ceiling to Deidara.
Madara just watched as everything unfolded in front of him 'Itachi has gone insane from that drink...I wonder how the rest of the members would react to it...'
And with that thought Madara ran and got another can of Monster while yelling "DEIDEARA-SEMPAI!" in his chibi voice.
"What un?" Deidara yells angrily at Tobi as Sasori walks out of the living room. Probably back to his room to work on his puppets.
"Drink this!" Tobi yells happily as he shoves the can in Deidara's hand.
"What is it un?" Deidara asks worriedly as he recalled the last time Tobi gave him something.
"Tobi doesn't know but Tobi gave one to Itachi-san earlier!"
(How the fuck did you guys get Monster?)
"What's Monster?" Itachi asks confused.
(It's the energy drink in the shemales hand)
"So that's what it's called...now that I think about it I drank that and 5 minutes later I started hearing you..." Itachi says but Deidara was ignoring him as he sniffed that liquid inside the can.
"It smells weird un" Deidara says looking at the can as if it would bite him.
"Deidara it tastes good actually" Itachi informs the shemale wanting him to drink it so that he may understand his pain.
"Ok un" Deidara then takes a sip to test it "It is good hmmm" He continued to drink the Monster until it was gone. Leaving both Itachi AND Madara satisfied with their work.
Hello again!
Itachi: why did you have to re-write and continue this? Why couldn't you have just left me alone?
Because Itachi it's to much fun to bug you~ silly emo bunny!
Itachi: I AM NOT EMO!
sure you aren't emo bunny. So if you all would please review or comment or what ever the hell it is that would be great!
Itachi: Don't do it!
Don't listen to him! He's still cracked out on Monster!